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Kathy Lette Quotes

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban Picture Quote #1

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract Picture Quote #1

Teenagers are obviously God’s punishment for having sex in the first place Picture Quote #1

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you Picture Quote #1

Dealing with loss and heartache doesn’t make you stronger. It only makes people think you are Picture Quote #1

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won’t be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed Picture Quote #1

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Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, ‘Get me the hell outta here.’ Picture Quote #1

Love is like a tide. When it’s in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish Picture Quote #1

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels Picture Quote #1

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen Picture Quote #1

Home is where the heartache is Picture Quote #1

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels Picture Quote #1

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Basically it’s just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves Picture Quote #1

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder Picture Quote #1

Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them! Picture Quote #1

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of Picture Quote #1

Dealing with loss and heartache doesn’t make you stronger. It only makes people think you are Picture Quote #1

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I’d always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home Picture Quote #1

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I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house Picture Quote #1

... planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn’t guarantee a recipe for success Picture Quote #1

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love Picture Quote #1

People who say that money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop Picture Quote #1

Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts Picture Quote #1

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Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban (Kathy Lette Quotes) Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract (Kathy Lette Quotes) Teenagers are obviously God’s punishment for having sex in the first place (Kathy Lette Quotes) I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you (Kathy Lette Quotes) Dealing with loss and heartache doesn’t make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. (Kathy Lette Quotes) I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won’t be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed (Kathy Lette Quotes) Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, ‘Get me the hell outta here.’ (Kathy Lette Quotes) Love is like a tide. When it’s in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish (Kathy Lette Quotes) As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels (Kathy Lette Quotes) If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen (Kathy Lette Quotes) Home is where the heartache is (Kathy Lette Quotes) Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels (Kathy Lette Quotes) Basically it’s just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves (Kathy Lette Quotes) Good art is in the wallet of the beholder (Kathy Lette Quotes) Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them! (Kathy Lette Quotes) Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of (Kathy Lette Quotes) Dealing with loss and heartache doesn’t make you stronger. It only makes people think you are (Kathy Lette Quotes) I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I’d always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home (Kathy Lette Quotes) I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house (Kathy Lette Quotes) ... planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn’t guarantee a recipe for success (Kathy Lette Quotes) My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love (Kathy Lette Quotes) People who say that money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop (Kathy Lette Quotes) Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts (Kathy Lette Quotes)