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Kerry Jackson Quotes

Don’t spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe Picture Quote #1
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities Picture Quote #1
You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early Picture Quote #1
I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face Picture Quote #1
You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it Picture Quote #1
I can see it, but I can’t make it move Picture Quote #1
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Sometimes the future isn’t funny Picture Quote #1
It’s like you put a turd in her mouth Picture Quote #1
I gotta go make norbit Picture Quote #1
Then your muff would be all wet Picture Quote #1
I have a fresh muff Picture Quote #1
I’m getting screwed today. Right in the mouth Picture Quote #1
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I’m so goth I crap bats Picture Quote #1
Oh! My proscenium is killing me! Picture Quote #1
When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you Picture Quote #1
It smells funny, but it works Picture Quote #1
Food should not be origami Picture Quote #1
You love the bidet more than me Picture Quote #1
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Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!? Picture Quote #1
Famous people are delicious Picture Quote #1
At what point do you shake it all about? Picture Quote #1
Why do you think I always have a rubber glove? Picture Quote #1
We’ll eat your gum Picture Quote #1
If it’s a pain in the ass, you’re shaving the wrong place Picture Quote #1
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Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is Picture Quote #1
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Don’t spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) I can see it, but I can’t make it move  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Sometimes the future isn’t funny  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) It’s like you put a turd in her mouth  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) I gotta go make norbit  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Then your muff would be all wet  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) I have a fresh muff  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) I’m getting screwed today. Right in the mouth  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) I’m so goth I crap bats  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Oh! My proscenium is killing me!  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) It smells funny, but it works  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Food should not be origami  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) You love the bidet more than me  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Famous people are delicious  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) At what point do you shake it all about?  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) We’ll eat your gum  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) If it’s a pain in the ass, you’re shaving the wrong place  (Kerry Jackson Quotes) Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is  (Kerry Jackson Quotes)