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Ketchup Quotes

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup Picture Quote #1

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries Picture Quote #1

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t hurt anybody Picture Quote #1

It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it Picture Quote #1

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The fashion industry isn’t merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn’t wearing ridiculously tight pants Picture Quote #1

I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody’s making a zombie movie! It’s because it’s easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

Don’t keep excessive amounts of anything. Those glass vases that come from florists. Those ketchup packets that come with take-out food. A house with two adults probably doesn’t need fifteen mismatched souvenir coffee cups Picture Quote #1

As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what’s on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and tater tots and ketchup and pizza Picture Quote #1

My big advert was for ketchup. I come home from school, cook my brother and sister their dinner, ride my bike in the garden. Remember that one? People cried at that advert. It won awards. I was 12 Picture Quote #1

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I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping Picture Quote #1

Blood may be thicker than water, but it’s certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries Picture Quote #1

I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody’s making a zombie movie! It’s because it’s easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them Picture Quote #1

You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup! Picture Quote #1

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we’d been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do? Picture Quote #1

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger Picture Quote #1

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If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would’ve had tomato ketchup on his face Picture Quote #1

We didn’t speak, just drove out of the city into the countryside on our way to absolutely nowhere, and when we found that perfect spot among the trees, we stopped and looked at each other. Swallows swooped through the red sky, back from their adventure, and we held each other underneath the ketchup clouds, willing time to stop and the world to forget us for a while Picture Quote #1

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Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup (Ketchup Quotes) A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries (Ketchup Quotes) I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face (Ketchup Quotes) You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (Ketchup Quotes) A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t hurt anybody (Ketchup Quotes) It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it (Ketchup Quotes) The fashion industry isn’t merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn’t wearing ridiculously tight pants. (Ketchup Quotes) I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody’s making a zombie movie! It’s because it’s easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them. (Ketchup Quotes) You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. (Ketchup Quotes) Don’t keep excessive amounts of anything. Those glass vases that come from florists. Those ketchup packets that come with take-out food. A house with two adults probably doesn’t need fifteen mismatched souvenir coffee cups. (Ketchup Quotes) As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what’s on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and tater tots and ketchup and pizza. (Ketchup Quotes) My big advert was for ketchup. I come home from school, cook my brother and sister their dinner, ride my bike in the garden. Remember that one? People cried at that advert. It won awards. I was 12. (Ketchup Quotes) I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping. (Ketchup Quotes) Blood may be thicker than water, but it’s certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries. (Ketchup Quotes) I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody’s making a zombie movie! It’s because it’s easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them (Ketchup Quotes) You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup! (Ketchup Quotes) No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we’d been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do? (Ketchup Quotes) Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger (Ketchup Quotes) If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would’ve had tomato ketchup on his face (Ketchup Quotes) We didn’t speak, just drove out of the city into the countryside on our way to absolutely nowhere, and when we found that perfect spot among the trees, we stopped and looked at each other. Swallows swooped through the red sky, back from their adventure, and we held each other underneath the ketchup clouds, willing time to stop and the world to forget us for a while (Ketchup Quotes)