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Kevin Hearne Quotes

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I’m going to stick it to them Picture Quote #1

When in doubt, blame the dark elves Picture Quote #1

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass Picture Quote #1

But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards Picture Quote #1

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I’m kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I’ll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on Picture Quote #1

Awesome! I’d just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn’t care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you’re doing a shot with Jesus, you don’t buy him scotch Picture Quote #1

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The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility Picture Quote #1

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can’t understand what it means until you’ve read a few chapters and your eyes are glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator Picture Quote #1

... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost completely missed the fact that we were traveling on Bifrost, the rainbow bridge to Asgard Picture Quote #1

I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship Picture Quote #1

I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced to avoid it if I could; there was no way I wanted to fell that Picture Quote #1

The tendency of modern American women to exclaim ‘Hiiiiiiiiiiii!’ in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it Picture Quote #1

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As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time Picture Quote #1

Peace be with you, I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, and asskicking be with me Picture Quote #1

He was a God of rock. He nearly solved all the world’s problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone Picture Quote #1

I didn’t respond, because naked people never win arguments Picture Quote #1

Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer Picture Quote #1

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about mach five Picture Quote #1

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Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones Picture Quote #1

Winning ugly is still winning Picture Quote #1

I had privately changed ‘This, too, shall pass’ into ‘You, too, shall die’ Picture Quote #1

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention Picture Quote #1

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy Picture Quote #1

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I’m going to stick it to them Picture Quote #1

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He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir Picture Quote #1

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts Picture Quote #1

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me Picture Quote #1

That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous Picture Quote #1

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed Picture Quote #1

“Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I’m Irish.” Picture Quote #1

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Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I’m going to stick it to them. (Kevin Hearne Quotes) When in doubt, blame the dark elves (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass (Kevin Hearne Quotes) But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards (Kevin Hearne Quotes) I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I’m kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I’ll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Awesome! I’d just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn’t care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you’re doing a shot with Jesus, you don’t buy him scotch (Kevin Hearne Quotes) The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility (Kevin Hearne Quotes) As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can’t understand what it means until you’ve read a few chapters and your eyes are glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator (Kevin Hearne Quotes) ... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost completely missed the fact that we were traveling on Bifrost, the rainbow bridge to Asgard (Kevin Hearne Quotes) I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship (Kevin Hearne Quotes) I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced to avoid it if I could; there was no way I wanted to fell that (Kevin Hearne Quotes) The tendency of modern American women to exclaim ‘Hiiiiiiiiiiii!’ in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it. (Kevin Hearne Quotes) As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Peace be with you, I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, and asskicking be with me. (Kevin Hearne Quotes) He was a God of rock. He nearly solved all the world’s problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone. (Kevin Hearne Quotes) I didn’t respond, because naked people never win arguments (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer (Kevin Hearne Quotes) She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about mach five (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Winning ugly is still winning (Kevin Hearne Quotes) I had privately changed ‘This, too, shall pass’ into ‘You, too, shall die’ (Kevin Hearne Quotes) She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I’m going to stick it to them (Kevin Hearne Quotes) He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir (Kevin Hearne Quotes) When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts (Kevin Hearne Quotes) People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me (Kevin Hearne Quotes) That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous (Kevin Hearne Quotes) Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed (Kevin Hearne Quotes) “Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I’m Irish.” (Kevin Hearne Quotes)

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