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Kevin Nealon Quotes

I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me Picture Quote #1

Marriage is great. It’ll calm you down - that and neutering Picture Quote #1

It’s tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can’t tell tonight, though, ‘cause I comb them forward Picture Quote #1

I don’t smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn’t matter what it is, it’s going to make you lightheaded Picture Quote #1

I’ve noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I’m doing stand-up Picture Quote #1

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn’t do sketch comedy and I didn’t do impressions. I was a stand-up Picture Quote #1

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It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional Picture Quote #1

I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they’re very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That’s one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game Picture Quote #1

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes Picture Quote #1

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Picture Quote #1

A whole generation of people that didn’t know me from ‘SNL’ recognize me from ‘Weeds’ now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it’s good. If you work as an accountant, you don’t have people coming up to you in the streets saying, ‘Hey, great job on tax statements!’ Picture Quote #1

I loved working on ‘Happy Gilmore’ because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past Picture Quote #1

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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn’t understand that world. So when ‘Weeds’ took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member Picture Quote #1

When I was very young, I didn’t really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples’ jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while Picture Quote #1

As an actor, you’re always reading scripts looking for something good Picture Quote #1

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There’s kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish Picture Quote #1

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren’t spayed or neutered. I’m proud to support PETA’s work to prevent animal homelessness Picture Quote #1

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner Picture Quote #1

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I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don’t have homes for them Picture Quote #1

Standup really is a young man’s game, a single young man’s game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn’t single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone Picture Quote #1

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push Picture Quote #1

When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they’re clean-shaven Picture Quote #1

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing Picture Quote #1

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I see the love in my child’s eyes when he sees me, and I know it’s gigantic. As an older person, I’ve been in love before, and I’ve loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can’t even describe Picture Quote #1

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It’s more about Larry’s weaknesses Picture Quote #1

When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don’t feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, ‘My kid’s sick. I can’t make it.’ Who’s gonna argue with you? Picture Quote #1

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick Picture Quote #1

I think I sent out some resumes for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn’t have enough postage Picture Quote #1

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression Picture Quote #1

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I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Marriage is great. It’ll calm you down - that and neutering (Kevin Nealon Quotes) It’s tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can’t tell tonight, though, ‘cause I comb them forward (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I don’t smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn’t matter what it is, it’s going to make you lightheaded (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I’ve noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I’m doing stand-up (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn’t do sketch comedy and I didn’t do impressions. I was a stand-up (Kevin Nealon Quotes) It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they’re very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That’s one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes (Kevin Nealon Quotes) When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from ‘Saturday Night Live.’ (Kevin Nealon Quotes) A whole generation of people that didn’t know me from ‘SNL’ recognize me from ‘Weeds’ now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it’s good. If you work as an accountant, you don’t have people coming up to you in the streets saying, ‘Hey, great job on tax statements!’ (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I loved working on ‘Happy Gilmore’ because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past (Kevin Nealon Quotes) When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn’t understand that world. So when ‘Weeds’ took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member (Kevin Nealon Quotes) When I was very young, I didn’t really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples’ jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while (Kevin Nealon Quotes) As an actor, you’re always reading scripts looking for something good (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I think the education system is great just the way it is. There’s kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren’t spayed or neutered. I’m proud to support PETA’s work to prevent animal homelessness (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don’t have homes for them. (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Standup really is a young man’s game, a single young man’s game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn’t single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push. (Kevin Nealon Quotes) When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I don’t mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they’re clean-shaven (Kevin Nealon Quotes) What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I see the love in my child’s eyes when he sees me, and I know it’s gigantic. As an older person, I’ve been in love before, and I’ve loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can’t even describe. (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It’s more about Larry’s weaknesses. (Kevin Nealon Quotes) When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don’t feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, ‘My kid’s sick. I can’t make it.’ Who’s gonna argue with you? (Kevin Nealon Quotes) The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I think I sent out some resumes for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn’t have enough postage (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression (Kevin Nealon Quotes)

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