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Kevin Nealon Quotes

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that Picture Quote #1

The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone Picture Quote #1

The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well Picture Quote #1

I’d been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it Picture Quote #1

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It’s more about Larry’s weaknesses Picture Quote #1

If people can’t deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit Picture Quote #1

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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers Picture Quote #1

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled Picture Quote #1

Basically, I’m a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing Picture Quote #1

Don’t play dead with a vulture. That’s exactly what they want Picture Quote #1

I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me Picture Quote #1

I play a lot of sports. I’m not real good at any of them. I’m above adequate Picture Quote #1

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I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push Picture Quote #1

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It’s gold! Picture Quote #1

It’s kind of fun when you’re playing characters that aren’t quite on the up and up and people still like you Picture Quote #1

As a comedian, you’re kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit Picture Quote #1

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third Picture Quote #1

I’m on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I’ve only missed one day so far Picture Quote #1

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It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger Picture Quote #1

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals Picture Quote #1

If you want a transcript of tonight’s program, get a pen and write down everything I said Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don’t even mention the product until the very end. You don’t really know what the commercial is all about. They’re kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that’s why I think they’re so entertaining Picture Quote #1

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I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that (Kevin Nealon Quotes) The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone (Kevin Nealon Quotes) The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I’d been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It’s more about Larry’s weaknesses (Kevin Nealon Quotes) If people can’t deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit (Kevin Nealon Quotes) A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Basically, I’m a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing (Kevin Nealon Quotes) Don’t play dead with a vulture. That’s exactly what they want (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I play a lot of sports. I’m not real good at any of them. I’m above adequate (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push (Kevin Nealon Quotes) It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It’s gold! (Kevin Nealon Quotes) It’s kind of fun when you’re playing characters that aren’t quite on the up and up and people still like you (Kevin Nealon Quotes) As a comedian, you’re kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit (Kevin Nealon Quotes) They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I’m on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I’ve only missed one day so far (Kevin Nealon Quotes) It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger (Kevin Nealon Quotes) I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals (Kevin Nealon Quotes) If you want a transcript of tonight’s program, get a pen and write down everything I said (Kevin Nealon Quotes) The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don’t even mention the product until the very end. You don’t really know what the commercial is all about. They’re kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that’s why I think they’re so entertaining (Kevin Nealon Quotes)

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