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Kids Quotes

Having kids reminded me why I didn’t want to have kids Picture Quote #1

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids Picture Quote #1

Congratulations on having kids old enough to send away for the summer Picture Quote #1

Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally Picture Quote #1

I’m almost bored enough to want kids Picture Quote #1

So many people have so much trouble having kids Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want little kids reading my comics Picture Quote #1

I hope my kids see imagination has power to change everything Picture Quote #1

When I have kids, I’m doing things differently Picture Quote #1

My kids are doing just great Picture Quote #1

Kids use to ask where they came from, now they tell you where to go Picture Quote #1

The kids are a big part of my schedule Picture Quote #1

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Kids, the fiction is the truth inside the lie, and the truth of this fiction is simple enough: The magic exists Picture Quote #1

Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays Picture Quote #1

These kids come to me and ask, 'Hey Arnie, are you God?'. I just laugh and say 'Nice try, but keep looking Picture Quote #1

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it Picture Quote #1

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did Picture Quote #1

I tell my kids, This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven Picture Quote #1

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much Picture Quote #1

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework Picture Quote #1

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal Picture Quote #1

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't Picture Quote #1

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? Picture Quote #1

One of my kids was born in 1968. There were going to be political difficulties, but they were never going to have that level of hatred and contempt that my brothers and my sister and myself were exposed to Picture Quote #1

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Has it ever occurred to you... That parents are nothing but overgrown kids until their children drag them into adulthood? Usually kicking and screaming? Picture Quote #1

I think that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids... Because as soon as you have a kid, you know for sure that you're going to die. When you have a kid, you see your own gravestone Picture Quote #1

When I was born in 1942, World War II was still going. And I began to realize when I became a young adult that if we don't teach our kids a better way of relating to their fellow human beings, the very future of humanity on the planet is in jeopardy Picture Quote #1

I think the most exciting thing is that you expect people our age to know the music, but actually a lot of kids know the music, and if anything is left, we have left really good music, and that's the important part, not the mop tops or whatever Picture Quote #1

A Real man takes care of his kids no matter what the relationship is like with the mother of his child Picture Quote #1

I tell kids to pursue their basketball dreams, but I tell them to not let that be their only dream Picture Quote #1

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Having kids reminded me why I didn’t want to have kids (Kids Quotes) Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids (Kids Quotes) Congratulations on having kids old enough to send away for the summer (Kids Quotes) Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally (Kids Quotes) I’m almost bored enough to want kids (Kids Quotes) So many people have so much trouble having kids (Kids Quotes) I don’t want little kids reading my comics (Kids Quotes) I hope my kids see imagination has power to change everything (Kids Quotes) When I have kids, I’m doing things differently (Kids Quotes) My kids are doing just great (Kids Quotes) Kids use to ask where they came from, now they tell you where to go (Kids Quotes) The kids are a big part of my schedule (Kids Quotes) Kids, the fiction is the truth inside the lie, and the truth of this fiction is simple enough: The magic exists (Kids Quotes) Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays (Kids Quotes) These kids come to me and ask, 'Hey Arnie, are you God?'. I just laugh and say 'Nice try, but keep looking (Kids Quotes) Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it (Kids Quotes) I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did (Kids Quotes) I tell my kids, This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven (Kids Quotes) Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much (Kids Quotes) Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework (Kids Quotes) No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal (Kids Quotes) I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't (Kids Quotes) As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? (Kids Quotes) One of my kids was born in 1968. There were going to be political difficulties, but they were never going to have that level of hatred and contempt that my brothers and my sister and myself were exposed to (Kids Quotes) Has it ever occurred to you... That parents are nothing but overgrown kids until their children drag them into adulthood? Usually kicking and screaming? (Kids Quotes) I think that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids... Because as soon as you have a kid, you know for sure that you're going to die. When you have a kid, you see your own gravestone (Kids Quotes) When I was born in 1942, World War II was still going. And I began to realize when I became a young adult that if we don't teach our kids a better way of relating to their fellow human beings, the very future of humanity on the planet is in jeopardy (Kids Quotes) I think the most exciting thing is that you expect people our age to know the music, but actually a lot of kids know the music, and if anything is left, we have left really good music, and that's the important part, not the mop tops or whatever (Kids Quotes) A Real man takes care of his kids no matter what the relationship is like with the mother of his child (Kids Quotes) I tell kids to pursue their basketball dreams, but I tell them to not let that be their only dream (Kids Quotes)

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