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I like to dress up in a tailored suit from time to time, and there’s a tailor I go to in Naples who’s fantastic. But if I told anyone his name, I’d have to kill them. (Kill Quotes)
When people aren’t having any fun, they seldom produce good work. Kill the grimness with laughter. Encourage exuberance. Get rid of sad dogs that spread gloom. (Kill Quotes)
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it’s not jokes that are funny, it’s characters that are funny. And isn’t that true! That’s why I always kill jokes. I’m terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can’t get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. (Kill Quotes)
You cannot hurt animals, so what do I do? I kill the dog first. Then I do it with the boy. You’re not supposed to break the illusion of this being a film, so I make the actor talk to the audience. Provocation is the principle of the whole film [ Funny Games]. It is very ironic. (Kill Quotes)
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what’s funny in the joke (Kill Quotes)
Hate is funny. Love isn’t. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. (Kill Quotes)
I don’t just randomly kill people... I kill people when it’s funny. (Kill Quotes)
I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer. (Kill Quotes)
At the WTO, it’s never a general surgery. It’s always a very specific, clinical, precise surgery - and you can’t miss the target. If you miss the target, you kill the patient. It’s as simple as that. (Kill Quotes)
I could kill Vino for all this doping crap. Strangle him slowly with piano wire just like they do in the Italian gangster movies. I bet I could get Aru to buy the wire. (Kill Quotes)
Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Gangsta rap didn’t exist. (Kill Quotes)
In baseball, you can’t kill the clock. You’ve got to give the other man his chance. That’s why this is the greatest game. (Kill Quotes)
[Jane] Roe has made it not only possible, but has found it constitutional to kill a whole class of people, simply because of their genetic make-up. (Kill Quotes)
If you are going to kill the families of terrorists, realize that there’s something called the Geneva Convention we’re going to have to pull out of. It would defy every norm that is America. (Kill Quotes)
If I could get angry at you, I would try to kill every one of you. If that’s guilt, I accept it. (Kill Quotes)
One of the most dangerous things that can happen to a child is to kill or torture an animal an get away with it. (Kill Quotes)
I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so why do it to animals? I just think it’s horrible, I would never wear fur, although I guess if it was a really vintage piece you might just get away with it. (Kill Quotes)
It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself wake up one more time. It’s harder to stay where you are than to get out. For everyone but you, that is. (Kill Quotes)
It’s hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people. (Kill Quotes)
Men are such power-seeking creatures, and they usually kill people to get to the throne (Kill Quotes)
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity (Kill Quotes)
The notion that moving toward renewable energy will kill jobs is an absurdity on its face. The notion that we have to live smaller lifestyles; not have the American way of life or give up the American Dream is just ridiculous. It is the opposite of the case; a new energy paradigm will create opportunity. (Kill Quotes)
I hate it when they say, �He gave his life for his country.� They don�t die for the honor and glory of their country. We kill them. (Kill Quotes)
I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it’s as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. They’re printing the comics so small that most strips are just talking heads, and if you look back at the glory days of comic strips, you can see that they were showcases for some of the best pop art ever to come out. (Kill Quotes)
And no one knows that better than those who kill for policy, clandestinely or openly, as do the governments of the world, which kill in the name of God and country or for whatever reason they deem appropriate. (Kill Quotes)
The body they may kill: God’s truth abideth still, His Kingdom is forever (Kill Quotes)
If you want to bring down the prices of healthcare and education, the answer will be more innovation, more technology, which will then have the effect of freaking everybody out and saying, ‘Oh, my God, you’re going to kill all the jobs.’ (Kill Quotes)
God saw fit, for wise reasons to allow the people of Israel thus to make and possess slaves; but is this any license to us to enslave any of our fellow-men, to kill any of our fellow-men whom we please and are able to destroy, and take possession of their estates? (Kill Quotes)
I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other. (Kill Quotes)
I hate to sound self absorbed, but I’m just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that God loves me especially. (Kill Quotes)