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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Picture Quote #1

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow Picture Quote #1

I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma Picture Quote #1

I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care Picture Quote #1

If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you Picture Quote #1

The first thing I’ll do if elected is demand a recount Picture Quote #1

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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another Picture Quote #1

May the God of your choice bless you Picture Quote #1

They probably would’ve taken Jesus if he hadn’t been nailed down Picture Quote #1

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world Picture Quote #1

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror Picture Quote #1

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama Picture Quote #1

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My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50 Picture Quote #1

I don’t feel bad about losing Picture Quote #1

I’m not pro-life, and I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-football Picture Quote #1

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned Picture Quote #1

If you don’t love Jesus-go to hell! Picture Quote #1

When you record something, you never know who’s going to hear it Picture Quote #1

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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow Picture Quote #1

We were a country band with a social conscience Picture Quote #1

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design Picture Quote #1

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore Picture Quote #1

We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning Picture Quote #1

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people Picture Quote #1

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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it’s just not in a place I can show you Picture Quote #1

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes Picture Quote #1

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus Picture Quote #1

Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test Picture Quote #1

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror Picture Quote #1

I’m going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you’re old enough to die in Iraq, you’re old enough to drink Picture Quote #1

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The first thing I’ll do if elected is demand a recount (Kinky Friedman Quotes) William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another (Kinky Friedman Quotes) May the God of your choice bless you (Kinky Friedman Quotes) They probably would’ve taken Jesus if he hadn’t been nailed down (Kinky Friedman Quotes) God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world (Kinky Friedman Quotes) No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama (Kinky Friedman Quotes) My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50 (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I don’t feel bad about losing (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m not pro-life, and I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-football. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you don’t love Jesus-go to hell! (Kinky Friedman Quotes) When you record something, you never know who’s going to hear it (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We were a country band with a social conscience (Kinky Friedman Quotes) How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design (Kinky Friedman Quotes) May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it’s just not in a place I can show you (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you’re old enough to die in Iraq, you’re old enough to drink (Kinky Friedman Quotes)

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