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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but Picture Quote #1

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I’ll reduce the speed limits to 54.95 Picture Quote #1

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you’re going to get in this lifetime Picture Quote #1

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Picture Quote #1

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York Picture Quote #1

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong Picture Quote #1

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Yes, I’m a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way Picture Quote #1

But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you’ve been living without really and truly living and by then it’s too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it’s too late for wishes and regrets. It’s even too late to dream Picture Quote #1

There’s a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979 Picture Quote #1

I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don’t have to be president. Give ‘em a chance Picture Quote #1

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK’s not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain’t a street Picture Quote #1

My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You’re Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry’s best-kept secrets Picture Quote #1

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All my adult life I’ve been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am Picture Quote #1

I’m not afraid to live. I’m not afraid to fail. I’m not afraid to succeed. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m not afraid to be alone. I’m just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes Picture Quote #1

We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians Picture Quote #1

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind Picture Quote #1

I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life Picture Quote #1

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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus Picture Quote #1

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you’re going to get in this lifetime Picture Quote #1

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear Picture Quote #1

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day Picture Quote #1

You don’t accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that Picture Quote #1

The system is not perfect. Until it’s perfect, let’s do away with the death penalty Picture Quote #1

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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp Picture Quote #1

I’m going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you’re old enough to die in Iraq, you’re old enough to drink Picture Quote #1

We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning Picture Quote #1

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas Picture Quote #1

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? Picture Quote #1

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn’t know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly Picture Quote #1

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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I’ll reduce the speed limits to 54.95 (Kinky Friedman Quotes) When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you’re going to get in this lifetime (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson (Kinky Friedman Quotes) He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Yes, I’m a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way (Kinky Friedman Quotes) But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you’ve been living without really and truly living and by then it’s too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it’s too late for wishes and regrets. It’s even too late to dream (Kinky Friedman Quotes) There’s a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979 (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don’t have to be president. Give ‘em a chance (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK’s not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain’t a street (Kinky Friedman Quotes) My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You’re Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry’s best-kept secrets (Kinky Friedman Quotes) All my adult life I’ve been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m not afraid to live. I’m not afraid to fail. I’m not afraid to succeed. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m not afraid to be alone. I’m just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I don’t remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you’re going to get in this lifetime. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) You don’t accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The system is not perfect. Until it’s perfect, let’s do away with the death penalty. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you’re old enough to die in Iraq, you’re old enough to drink. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn’t know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly. (Kinky Friedman Quotes)

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