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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest Picture Quote #1

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life Picture Quote #1

I see an issue I like, and I support it Picture Quote #1

I’ll sign anything except bad legislation Picture Quote #1

I’ll tell you right now. I’m for prayer in school Picture Quote #1

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system Picture Quote #1

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We’ve had to be creative to get on the ballot Picture Quote #1

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them Picture Quote #1

Young people are the key to this election Picture Quote #1

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites Picture Quote #1

I don’t apologize to people who try to intimidate Picture Quote #1

Always respect your superiors, if you have any Picture Quote #1

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Man’s ability to delude himself is infinite Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a moving target Picture Quote #1

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot Picture Quote #1

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass Picture Quote #1

An editor’s job is to take something great and make it good Picture Quote #1

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her Picture Quote #1

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Sleep came slower than a frigid woman Picture Quote #1

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag it's tail Picture Quote #1

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us Picture Quote #1

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail Picture Quote #1

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest Picture Quote #1

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get Picture Quote #1

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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians Picture Quote #1

Remember: Y’all is singular. All y’all is plural. All y’all’s is plural possessive Picture Quote #1

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That’s very important in my life Picture Quote #1

We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians Picture Quote #1

When I’m governor... I’ll be the first governor with a listed telephone number Picture Quote #1

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing Picture Quote #1

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest. (Kinky Friedman Quotes) A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I see an issue I like, and I support it (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’ll sign anything except bad legislation (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’ll tell you right now. I’m for prayer in school (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We’ve had to be creative to get on the ballot (Kinky Friedman Quotes) You struggle with your demons and you conquer them (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Young people are the key to this election (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I don’t apologize to people who try to intimidate (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Always respect your superiors, if you have any (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Man’s ability to delude himself is infinite (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Happiness is a moving target (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass (Kinky Friedman Quotes) An editor’s job is to take something great and make it good (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Sleep came slower than a frigid woman (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag it's tail (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get (Kinky Friedman Quotes) And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Remember: Y’all is singular. All y’all is plural. All y’all’s is plural possessive (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That’s very important in my life (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians (Kinky Friedman Quotes) When I’m governor... I’ll be the first governor with a listed telephone number (Kinky Friedman Quotes) You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing (Kinky Friedman Quotes)

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