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Science never cheered up anyone. The truth about the human situation is just too awful (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
You had to get everything exactly right or the editors would give you hell (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
If you want to break the rules of grammar, first learn the rules of grammar (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
You don’t do art for any other reason than to help your soul grow (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Human beings are about 1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it too (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
What had made me move through so many dead and pointless years was curiosity (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Comedians and jazz musicians have been more comforting and enlightening to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters or novelists of my time. Historians in the future, in my opinion, will congratulate us on very little other than our clowning and our jazz (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
My theory is that all women have hydrofluoric acid bottled up inside, he wrote (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Let us devote to unselfishness the frenzy we once gave gold and underpants (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
I don’t care if I’m remembered or not when I’m dead (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
His plan? To pass out weapons to slaves, so they could overthrow their masters. Suicide (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
You know, the truth can be really powerful stuff. You’re not expecting it (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say? (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
It used to be said of a man who had suffered a catastrophic setback in his line of work that he had been handed his head on a platter. We are being handed our heads with tweezers now (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)