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Larry David Quotes

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes Picture Quote #1

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good Picture Quote #1

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She’s gonna get everything! Picture Quote #1

I am not honest Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions Picture Quote #1

I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else Picture Quote #1

If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny Picture Quote #1

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious Picture Quote #1

Obviously comedic styles do change Picture Quote #1

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Picture Quote #1

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab Picture Quote #1

I just feed off the energy of the audience Picture Quote #1

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days Picture Quote #1

You write about what you know Picture Quote #1

I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people Picture Quote #1

I’m surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted Picture Quote #1

I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic Picture Quote #1

I’m a walking, talking enigma. We’re a dying breed Picture Quote #1

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver Picture Quote #1

Golf and dating don’t mix Picture Quote #1

I don’t like people cleaning my room Picture Quote #1

I’m not quite as anonymous as I was Picture Quote #1

Let’s not forget, I got divorced Picture Quote #1

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly Picture Quote #1

Perhaps I have a wider range than I’d given myself credit for Picture Quote #1

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial Picture Quote #1

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied Picture Quote #1

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy Picture Quote #1

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I’m - basically inside, I’m a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over Picture Quote #1

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it Picture Quote #1

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You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes (Larry David Quotes) Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good (Larry David Quotes) I got a Swede lawyer?!? She’s gonna get everything! (Larry David Quotes) I am not honest (Larry David Quotes) Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions (Larry David Quotes) I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else. (Larry David Quotes) If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny (Larry David Quotes) Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious (Larry David Quotes) Obviously comedic styles do change (Larry David Quotes) Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! (Larry David Quotes) I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab (Larry David Quotes) I just feed off the energy of the audience (Larry David Quotes) Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days (Larry David Quotes) You write about what you know (Larry David Quotes) I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people (Larry David Quotes) I’m surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted (Larry David Quotes) I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic (Larry David Quotes) I’m a walking, talking enigma. We’re a dying breed (Larry David Quotes) My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver (Larry David Quotes) Golf and dating don’t mix (Larry David Quotes) I don’t like people cleaning my room (Larry David Quotes) I’m not quite as anonymous as I was (Larry David Quotes) Let’s not forget, I got divorced (Larry David Quotes) My background is degradation and sloth, mostly (Larry David Quotes) Perhaps I have a wider range than I’d given myself credit for (Larry David Quotes) The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial (Larry David Quotes) A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied (Larry David Quotes) Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy (Larry David Quotes) Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I’m - basically inside, I’m a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over (Larry David Quotes) I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it (Larry David Quotes)

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