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Larry David Quotes

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh Picture Quote #1

Religion doesn’t play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don’t think I’ve ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word ‘Jew’ or saying it myself Picture Quote #1

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch Picture Quote #1

There are times when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would’ve been so much better if I had written it out Picture Quote #1

There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny Picture Quote #1

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized Picture Quote #1

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there’s your diamond in the rough Picture Quote #1

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there Picture Quote #1

I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about - people and laughter Picture Quote #1

Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! Picture Quote #1

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny Picture Quote #1

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I’m - basically inside, I’m a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me Picture Quote #1

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it Picture Quote #1

I have no sense of well-being. There’s no chance the well will run dry Picture Quote #1

Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror Picture Quote #1

I don’t take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big Picture Quote #1

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges Picture Quote #1

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens Picture Quote #1

When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that Picture Quote #1

I tell people that I’ve now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently Picture Quote #1

I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me Picture Quote #1

I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation Picture Quote #1

Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate Picture Quote #1

Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate Picture Quote #1

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid Picture Quote #1

I’m not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There’s no closure Picture Quote #1

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, ‘I know, I’m sorry.’ Picture Quote #1

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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh (Larry David Quotes) Religion doesn’t play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don’t think I’ve ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word ‘Jew’ or saying it myself (Larry David Quotes) The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch (Larry David Quotes) There are times when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would’ve been so much better if I had written it out (Larry David Quotes) There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny (Larry David Quotes) I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized (Larry David Quotes) Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there’s your diamond in the rough (Larry David Quotes) I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there (Larry David Quotes) I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about - people and laughter (Larry David Quotes) Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! (Larry David Quotes) I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. (Larry David Quotes) Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I’m - basically inside, I’m a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over. (Larry David Quotes) I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me. (Larry David Quotes) The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it. (Larry David Quotes) I have no sense of well-being. There’s no chance the well will run dry. (Larry David Quotes) Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. (Larry David Quotes) I don’t take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. (Larry David Quotes) I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’ (Larry David Quotes) I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. (Larry David Quotes) I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. (Larry David Quotes) Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. (Larry David Quotes) When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that. (Larry David Quotes) I tell people that I’ve now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. (Larry David Quotes) I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me. (Larry David Quotes) I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. (Larry David Quotes) Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. (Larry David Quotes) Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate. (Larry David Quotes) You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid. (Larry David Quotes) I’m not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There’s no closure. (Larry David Quotes) I have quite a house. People come over and I go, ‘I know, I’m sorry.’ (Larry David Quotes)

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