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Larry David Quotes

Drugs scared me Picture Quote #1

I’m a walking, talking enigma Picture Quote #1

If every student was like me in college, we’d still be in Vietnam Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello Picture Quote #1

I need to be on drugs to connect with nature Picture Quote #1

I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first Picture Quote #1

When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom Picture Quote #1

Well, as you know, I’m really only happy when I’m on stage Picture Quote #1

Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible Picture Quote #1

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course Picture Quote #1

Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate Picture Quote #1

I’m totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David Picture Quote #1

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair. Change my name, just see what happens Picture Quote #1

It’s about nothing, everything else is about something; this, it’s about nothing Picture Quote #1

At first, I didn’t realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me Picture Quote #1

Most of the time I’m thinking, I’m glad that scene was improvised Picture Quote #1

Let me tell you something; I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish Picture Quote #1

This is a sad day for the Emmy’s. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight Picture Quote #1

I’ve had some experience in this arena. So it wasn’t foreign to me to have a woman say she doesn’t want to see me anymore Picture Quote #1

Listen, this is crazy. I look like I’m 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That’s just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV Picture Quote #1

I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else Picture Quote #1

Zero, zero belief in myself. And it’s changed somewhat, but there’s still a lot of that in me Picture Quote #1

Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it Picture Quote #1

Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn’t make any sense, but I’m being honest Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don’t want to in order to figure out what it is you’re supposed to do Picture Quote #1

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny Picture Quote #1

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian Picture Quote #1

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it Picture Quote #1

The only change I can really see is that I don’t have to shop for pants in stores anymore Picture Quote #1

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Drugs scared me (Larry David Quotes) I’m a walking, talking enigma (Larry David Quotes) If every student was like me in college, we’d still be in Vietnam (Larry David Quotes) I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello (Larry David Quotes) I need to be on drugs to connect with nature (Larry David Quotes) I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first (Larry David Quotes) When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom (Larry David Quotes) Well, as you know, I’m really only happy when I’m on stage (Larry David Quotes) Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible (Larry David Quotes) Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course (Larry David Quotes) Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate (Larry David Quotes) I’m totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David (Larry David Quotes) I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War (Larry David Quotes) Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair. Change my name, just see what happens (Larry David Quotes) It’s about nothing, everything else is about something; this, it’s about nothing (Larry David Quotes) At first, I didn’t realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me (Larry David Quotes) Most of the time I’m thinking, I’m glad that scene was improvised (Larry David Quotes) Let me tell you something; I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish (Larry David Quotes) This is a sad day for the Emmy’s. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight (Larry David Quotes) I’ve had some experience in this arena. So it wasn’t foreign to me to have a woman say she doesn’t want to see me anymore (Larry David Quotes) Listen, this is crazy. I look like I’m 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That’s just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV (Larry David Quotes) I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else (Larry David Quotes) Zero, zero belief in myself. And it’s changed somewhat, but there’s still a lot of that in me (Larry David Quotes) Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it (Larry David Quotes) Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn’t make any sense, but I’m being honest (Larry David Quotes) Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don’t want to in order to figure out what it is you’re supposed to do (Larry David Quotes) I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny (Larry David Quotes) I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian (Larry David Quotes) The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it (Larry David Quotes) The only change I can really see is that I don’t have to shop for pants in stores anymore (Larry David Quotes)

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