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Larry David Quotes

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid Picture Quote #1

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me Picture Quote #1

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear them. It’s not that bad Picture Quote #1

I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me Picture Quote #1

I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am Picture Quote #1

I tell people that I’ve now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently Picture Quote #1

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out Picture Quote #1

I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation Picture Quote #1

It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often Picture Quote #1

Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror Picture Quote #1

Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate Picture Quote #1

There’s a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation Picture Quote #1

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn’t involve a woman Picture Quote #1

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood Picture Quote #1

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them Picture Quote #1

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide Picture Quote #1

It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically Picture Quote #1

I’ve been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don’t need to know anymore Picture Quote #1

I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges Picture Quote #1

I’m not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There’s no closure Picture Quote #1

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me Picture Quote #1

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Picture Quote #1

My life has changed. I’m not walking around any more wishing I wasn’t me, which was the case at one time Picture Quote #1

No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all Picture Quote #1

All of a sudden I discovered that I’m allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it Picture Quote #1

I don’t write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that’s going to happen. There’s an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it Picture Quote #1

You can’t do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me Picture Quote #1

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone Picture Quote #1

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You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid (Larry David Quotes) And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me (Larry David Quotes) Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear them. It’s not that bad (Larry David Quotes) I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me (Larry David Quotes) I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am (Larry David Quotes) I tell people that I’ve now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently (Larry David Quotes) I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out (Larry David Quotes) I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation (Larry David Quotes) It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often (Larry David Quotes) Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror (Larry David Quotes) Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate (Larry David Quotes) There’s a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation (Larry David Quotes) Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn’t involve a woman (Larry David Quotes) I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood (Larry David Quotes) I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them (Larry David Quotes) Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis (Larry David Quotes) I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide (Larry David Quotes) It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically (Larry David Quotes) I’ve been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don’t need to know anymore (Larry David Quotes) I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges (Larry David Quotes) I’m not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There’s no closure (Larry David Quotes) I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me (Larry David Quotes) If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? (Larry David Quotes) My life has changed. I’m not walking around any more wishing I wasn’t me, which was the case at one time (Larry David Quotes) No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all (Larry David Quotes) All of a sudden I discovered that I’m allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it (Larry David Quotes) I don’t write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that’s going to happen. There’s an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it (Larry David Quotes) You can’t do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare (Larry David Quotes) I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me (Larry David Quotes) A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone (Larry David Quotes)

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