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Larry The Cable Guy Quotes

I’m not a party guy, and I’m not a Hollywood guy, either Picture Quote #1

I was scared into being good. But I’m sure I did regular kid stuff Picture Quote #1

I’ve only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami Picture Quote #1

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS Picture Quote #1

Doing a kid’s movie is fun when you have kids. You don’t want to do kids’ movies if you don’t have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life Picture Quote #1

I’m saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? Picture Quote #1

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks Picture Quote #1

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular.’ Then it was ‘It’s a Very Larry Christmas.’ Now it’s ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.’ I’ll tell you what it is: It’s funny. That’s what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special Picture Quote #1

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, He wasn’t a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed Picture Quote #1

I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I’d take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I’m a very outdoorsy guy Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say Picture Quote #1

I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott and Costello. My television influences were ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus,’ ‘Benny Hill,’ and ‘Hee Haw.’ Picture Quote #1

I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm Picture Quote #1

What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There’s a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I’ll tell you that much. I mean, it’s ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick Picture Quote #1

I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable Picture Quote #1

I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all Picture Quote #1

Even before I did stand-up, I’ve always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who says I like people and I always look for the good in people. I say, ‘Every person has something good about them, if you can just find it.’ Picture Quote #1

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it Picture Quote #1

I just developed my act way back in the late 80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I talked like that with my friends all the time, because it was fun. It was funny... All my friends were real Southern. We’re buddies, so I’d say stuff to make them laugh. So that was pretty much it Picture Quote #1

I’m defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech Picture Quote #1

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person Picture Quote #1

I don’t hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different Picture Quote #1

I’m on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That’s a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver’s license Picture Quote #1

We’re homebodies. I’ve gotten to see my kids’ first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you’ve gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck Picture Quote #1

I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife’s beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It’s so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it’s heaven. Of course, it’s only something you can eat if you’ve got a lot of money Picture Quote #1

I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was a guidance counselor at Wymore High School. He was also a preacher and did farming as well. We leased out our crop land but had cattle and horses Picture Quote #1

I don’t really get to see a lot of other comedians, because I work with the same people all the time. The guy I really like is Nick DiPaulo. I love Nick DiPaulo, but again, he’s a buddy of mine. But I liked him for a long time. I liked him before he was a buddy of mine Picture Quote #1

I saw a sign one time that said ‘hemorrhoids awareness week’ at the doctor’s office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I’m sure you are aware of it. You don’t need a sign to tell anybody about it Picture Quote #1

One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, ‘Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.’ That was her first words, it was very sweet. My first words were, ‘Are you going to finish that sandwich?’ Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a party guy, and I’m not a Hollywood guy, either (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I was scared into being good. But I’m sure I did regular kid stuff. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’ve only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Doing a kid’s movie is fun when you have kids. You don’t want to do kids’ movies if you don’t have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’m saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular.’ Then it was ‘It’s a Very Larry Christmas.’ Now it’s ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.’ I’ll tell you what it is: It’s funny. That’s what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, He wasn’t a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I’d take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I’m a very outdoorsy guy. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott and Costello. My television influences were ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus,’ ‘Benny Hill,’ and ‘Hee Haw.’ (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There’s a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I’ll tell you that much. I mean, it’s ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Even before I did stand-up, I’ve always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who says I like people and I always look for the good in people. I say, ‘Every person has something good about them, if you can just find it.’ (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I just developed my act way back in the late 80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I talked like that with my friends all the time, because it was fun. It was funny... All my friends were real Southern. We’re buddies, so I’d say stuff to make them laugh. So that was pretty much it. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’m defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’m on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That’s a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver’s license. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) We’re homebodies. I’ve gotten to see my kids’ first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Sometimes you’ve gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife’s beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It’s so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it’s heaven. Of course, it’s only something you can eat if you’ve got a lot of money. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was a guidance counselor at Wymore High School. He was also a preacher and did farming as well. We leased out our crop land but had cattle and horses. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t really get to see a lot of other comedians, because I work with the same people all the time. The guy I really like is Nick DiPaulo. I love Nick DiPaulo, but again, he’s a buddy of mine. But I liked him for a long time. I liked him before he was a buddy of mine. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I saw a sign one time that said ‘hemorrhoids awareness week’ at the doctor’s office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I’m sure you are aware of it. You don’t need a sign to tell anybody about it (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, ‘Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.’ That was her first words, it was very sweet. My first words were, ‘Are you going to finish that sandwich?’ (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)

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