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Larry The Cable Guy Quotes

As a comedian, I don’t know if they’re laughing because it’s funny or if they’re laughing at me because I’m not funny. And I’m thinking, ‘Who cares? They’re laughing.’ If you go on stage, and they’re laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats Picture Quote #1
Tony Orlando is one of the nicest guys I have ever met - bar none - in my entire life. I was always a fan when I was a kid - you know, huge fan. Who wasn’t a fan of Tony Orlando? Picture Quote #1
Doing a kid’s movie is fun when you have kids. You don’t want to do kids’ movies if you don’t have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life Picture Quote #1
I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable Picture Quote #1
We’re homebodies. I’ve gotten to see my kids’ first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend Picture Quote #1
When Pixar calls and says, ‘Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?’ you don’t do a lot of contemplating! Picture Quote #1
I’ve never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that’s how I lead my own life Picture Quote #1
I was madder then a mosquito in a mannequin factory Picture Quote #1
Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder? Picture Quote #1
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling Picture Quote #1
I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park Picture Quote #1
He who laughs last, thinks slowest Picture Quote #1
Remember, half the people you know are below average Picture Quote #1
Guns don’t kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people Picture Quote #1
I didn’t even know was pregnant at first, cause I’d gotten used to her throwing up everytime we had sex Picture Quote #1
Have you noticed lately how video games are getting way more sexually explicit and violent? I really gotta buy me one of them games! Picture Quote #1
I don’t take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh Picture Quote #1
Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes Picture Quote #1
I’ve been fortunate, I’ve been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base Picture Quote #1
What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go, oh, I should’ve eaten more fruit Picture Quote #1
My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It’s a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it Picture Quote #1
Did you hear about the high school football coach who got in trouble for letting his players have sex with his wife? How does that work? Robinson! Get in there! Picture Quote #1
I don’t judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn’t spell. I judge a person by their character Picture Quote #1
I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all Picture Quote #1
I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable Picture Quote #1
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As a comedian, I don’t know if they’re laughing because it’s funny or if they’re laughing at me because I’m not funny. And I’m thinking, ‘Who cares? They’re laughing.’ If you go on stage, and they’re laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Tony Orlando is one of the nicest guys I have ever met - bar none - in my entire life. I was always a fan when I was a kid - you know, huge fan. Who wasn’t a fan of Tony Orlando?  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Doing a kid’s movie is fun when you have kids. You don’t want to do kids’ movies if you don’t have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) We’re homebodies. I’ve gotten to see my kids’ first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) When Pixar calls and says, ‘Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?’ you don’t do a lot of contemplating!  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’ve never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that’s how I lead my own life  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I was madder then a mosquito in a mannequin factory  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder?  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) He who laughs last, thinks slowest  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Remember, half the people you know are below average  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Guns don’t kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I didn’t even know was pregnant at first, cause I’d gotten used to her throwing up everytime we had sex  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Have you noticed lately how video games are getting way more sexually explicit and violent? I really gotta buy me one of them games!  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’ve been fortunate, I’ve been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go, oh, I should’ve eaten more fruit  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It’s a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) Did you hear about the high school football coach who got in trouble for letting his players have sex with his wife? How does that work? Robinson! Get in there!  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn’t spell. I judge a person by their character  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes) I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable  (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
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