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If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out? Picture Quote #1

I’ve seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth Picture Quote #1

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato Picture Quote #1

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head Picture Quote #1

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

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I grew up having to care what people think; it was part of my job.I’ve been built up and torn down, built up and torn down. It’s been difficult to tune people out, especially in the las few years. Now I’m starting to care more about me and not what everybody else thinks Picture Quote #1

I know two L.A.s. Half my life was around the house my folks had for 46 years at 3rd and Norton. The other half was in Boyle Heights on the Eastside, working with gang members Picture Quote #1

I could’ve always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren’t happening in show business, so I said, ‘Let me see what I can do Picture Quote #1

I’ve been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before Picture Quote #1

With everything it has to offer, las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year Picture Quote #1

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I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it Picture Quote #1

If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas is incredible. Either you love it or you’re a classy person with morals. I fall into the former category. It’s definitely bled into my writing Picture Quote #1

I’ve enjoyed appearing in Atlantic City. East Coast audiences are a bit brighter than Las Vegas audiences. I think most entertainers will tell you the same thing. The East Coast audiences are more perceptive - especially when it comes to a performer with a theatrical background Picture Quote #1

It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

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The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn’t much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

I didn’t much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, ‘let’s play the slot machines all night’ culture of the place just left me cold Picture Quote #1

Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam Picture Quote #1

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city Picture Quote #1

My memories of Las Vegas were all with my father when I was, like, a teenager. He was best friends with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, and we’d come up and see the shows and go backstage afterwards and have dinner together. It was one of my first educations about stars and how they really are back stage Picture Quote #1

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I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn’t change for Vegas Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before Picture Quote #1

I was always obsessed with other performers doing their thing, and Britney ‘Live in Las Vegas’ from 2001 is my absolute favorite tour DVD of all time Picture Quote #1

I could’ve always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren’t happening in show business, so I said, ‘Let me see what I can do.’ Picture Quote #1

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If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out? (Las Quotes) I’ve seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth (Las Quotes) Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money (Las Quotes) Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato (Las Quotes) The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head (Las Quotes) I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas (Las Quotes) I grew up having to care what people think; it was part of my job.I’ve been built up and torn down, built up and torn down. It’s been difficult to tune people out, especially in the las few years. Now I’m starting to care more about me and not what everybody else thinks (Las Quotes) I know two L.A.s. Half my life was around the house my folks had for 46 years at 3rd and Norton. The other half was in Boyle Heights on the Eastside, working with gang members (Las Quotes) I could’ve always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren’t happening in show business, so I said, ‘Let me see what I can do (Las Quotes) I’ve been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing (Las Quotes) Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before (Las Quotes) With everything it has to offer, las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year (Las Quotes) I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it (Las Quotes) If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out (Las Quotes) Las Vegas is incredible. Either you love it or you’re a classy person with morals. I fall into the former category. It’s definitely bled into my writing (Las Quotes) I’ve enjoyed appearing in Atlantic City. East Coast audiences are a bit brighter than Las Vegas audiences. I think most entertainers will tell you the same thing. The East Coast audiences are more perceptive - especially when it comes to a performer with a theatrical background. (Las Quotes) It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas (Las Quotes) The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas (Las Quotes) The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn’t much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas (Las Quotes) Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas (Las Quotes) I didn’t much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, ‘let’s play the slot machines all night’ culture of the place just left me cold (Las Quotes) Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam (Las Quotes) I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city (Las Quotes) My memories of Las Vegas were all with my father when I was, like, a teenager. He was best friends with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, and we’d come up and see the shows and go backstage afterwards and have dinner together. It was one of my first educations about stars and how they really are back stage (Las Quotes) I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn’t change for Vegas (Las Quotes) Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before. (Las Quotes) I was always obsessed with other performers doing their thing, and Britney ‘Live in Las Vegas’ from 2001 is my absolute favorite tour DVD of all time. (Las Quotes) I could’ve always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren’t happening in show business, so I said, ‘Let me see what I can do.’ (Las Quotes)

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