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Last Time Quotes

Good intentions often get muddled with very complex execution. The last time the government tried to make taxes easier, it created a 1040 EZ form with a 52-page help booklet Picture Quote #1

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand Picture Quote #1

Russia does not have a modern economy: it’s a petro-power. The only thing it sells that the world wants to buy is oil and natural gas. When was the last time anyone bought a Russian computer? A Russian car? A Russian cell phone? Russia is so dependent on high energy prices that if oil falls below $100 a barrel, the Kremlin can’t meet payroll Picture Quote #1

I can’t remember the last time I was bored Picture Quote #1

Dave couldn’t remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him Picture Quote #1

They took one from us last time, so now we took one from them Picture Quote #1

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Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit Picture Quote #1

Last time I failed is when I fell in love with distractions Picture Quote #1

When was the last time you spent the entire day with only 42 year olds? Picture Quote #1

For the last time, you cannot wear that cropped fleece vest Picture Quote #1

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! Picture Quote #1

When’s the last time you heard a funky diabetic? Picture Quote #1

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The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever Picture Quote #1

We never do anything consciously for the last time without sadness of heart Picture Quote #1

We looked at each other for the last time; nothing is as eloquent as nothing Picture Quote #1

The last time I saw you, I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle! Picture Quote #1

She couldn’t remember the last time she hugged someone, really hugged someone Picture Quote #1

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited, because you came in fifth last time Picture Quote #1

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The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive Picture Quote #1

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning Picture Quote #1

When was the last time you did something for the first time Picture Quote #2

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind Picture Quote #1

I wonder how many places I've already visited for the last time Picture Quote #1

That's the last time Dan parked like an idiot at the office Picture Quote #1

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I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions Picture Quote #1

The only time you mustn't fail is the last time you try Picture Quote #1

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it Picture Quote #1

Last time I trusted you I woke up without my balls Picture Quote #1

The last time I exercised was: never Picture Quote #1

You have failed me for the last time Picture Quote #1

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Good intentions often get muddled with very complex execution. The last time the government tried to make taxes easier, it created a 1040 EZ form with a 52-page help booklet. (Last Time Quotes) The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand (Last Time Quotes) Russia does not have a modern economy: it’s a petro-power. The only thing it sells that the world wants to buy is oil and natural gas. When was the last time anyone bought a Russian computer? A Russian car? A Russian cell phone? Russia is so dependent on high energy prices that if oil falls below $100 a barrel, the Kremlin can’t meet payroll. (Last Time Quotes) I can’t remember the last time I was bored (Last Time Quotes) Dave couldn’t remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him (Last Time Quotes) They took one from us last time, so now we took one from them (Last Time Quotes) Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit (Last Time Quotes) Last time I failed is when I fell in love with distractions (Last Time Quotes) When was the last time you spent the entire day with only 42 year olds? (Last Time Quotes) For the last time, you cannot wear that cropped fleece vest (Last Time Quotes) Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! (Last Time Quotes) When’s the last time you heard a funky diabetic? (Last Time Quotes) The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever (Last Time Quotes) We never do anything consciously for the last time without sadness of heart (Last Time Quotes) We looked at each other for the last time; nothing is as eloquent as nothing (Last Time Quotes) The last time I saw you, I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle! (Last Time Quotes) She couldn’t remember the last time she hugged someone, really hugged someone (Last Time Quotes) Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited, because you came in fifth last time (Last Time Quotes) The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive (Last Time Quotes) The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning (Last Time Quotes) When was the last time you did something for the first time (Last Time Quotes) You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind (Last Time Quotes) I wonder how many places I've already visited for the last time (Last Time Quotes) That's the last time Dan parked like an idiot at the office (Last Time Quotes) I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions (Last Time Quotes) The only time you mustn't fail is the last time you try (Last Time Quotes) Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it (Last Time Quotes) Last time I trusted you I woke up without my balls (Last Time Quotes) The last time I exercised was: never (Last Time Quotes) You have failed me for the last time (Last Time Quotes)

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