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Laugh Quotes

Children today laugh at fathers who tell them about dragons. It is necessary to make fear a required subject; otherwise children will never learn it Picture Quote #1

A flutist who is moved to tears by his own performance will soon make the listeners laugh because of the sounds that he produces Picture Quote #1

When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we’re not laughing.... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood Picture Quote #1

I think the best evenings are when we have messages, things that make us think, but we can also laugh and enjoy each other’s company Picture Quote #1

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it Picture Quote #1

We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane Picture Quote #1

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I learned as a young man that I don’t write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist Picture Quote #1

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I’d hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one Picture Quote #1

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it’s better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do Picture Quote #1

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh Picture Quote #1

People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven’t you? Picture Quote #1

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Laugh as loud as you please at your companion’s wit; do not even smile at his folly Picture Quote #1

Let yourself feel good again, laugh with friends, have fun. Living your life to the full is not betrayal of a memory but fulfillment of a promise to someone who would want only the best for you Picture Quote #1

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth Picture Quote #1

Words cause pain, they evoke anger, they make us hate, they lead us to war. But they also make us laugh, bring us joy, and satisfying our emotional hungers Picture Quote #1

There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world Picture Quote #1

An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right Picture Quote #1

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When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the powerful waves! Picture Quote #1

To die is not to play a part in society; it is the act of a single person. Let us live and laugh among our friends; let us die and sulk among strangers Picture Quote #1

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog’s bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh Picture Quote #1

How did you feel feeding doughnuts to a horse? Had a kick out of it, huh? Got a big laugh. Did you ever think of feeding doughnuts to a human being? No! Picture Quote #1

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose? Picture Quote #1

And so long as I can laugh, never will I be poor. This then, is one of nature’s greatest gifts and I will waste it no more Picture Quote #1

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We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about Picture Quote #1

Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it’s very human. Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there’s usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least Picture Quote #1

If you don’t laugh, you’re going to cry and people are crying. That’s why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing Picture Quote #1

I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I’m selfish. I want everybody to laugh! Picture Quote #1

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you Picture Quote #1

It’s great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am Picture Quote #1

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Children today laugh at fathers who tell them about dragons. It is necessary to make fear a required subject; otherwise children will never learn it (Laugh Quotes) A flutist who is moved to tears by his own performance will soon make the listeners laugh because of the sounds that he produces (Laugh Quotes) When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we’re not laughing.... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood (Laugh Quotes) I think the best evenings are when we have messages, things that make us think, but we can also laugh and enjoy each other’s company (Laugh Quotes) Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it (Laugh Quotes) We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane (Laugh Quotes) I learned as a young man that I don’t write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist (Laugh Quotes) My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I’d hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one (Laugh Quotes) I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh (Laugh Quotes) Sometimes it’s better to bunk a class and enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do (Laugh Quotes) The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh (Laugh Quotes) People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven’t you? (Laugh Quotes) Laugh as loud as you please at your companion’s wit; do not even smile at his folly (Laugh Quotes) Let yourself feel good again, laugh with friends, have fun. Living your life to the full is not betrayal of a memory but fulfillment of a promise to someone who would want only the best for you (Laugh Quotes) I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth (Laugh Quotes) Words cause pain, they evoke anger, they make us hate, they lead us to war. But they also make us laugh, bring us joy, and satisfying our emotional hungers (Laugh Quotes) There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world (Laugh Quotes) An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right (Laugh Quotes) When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the powerful waves! (Laugh Quotes) To die is not to play a part in society; it is the act of a single person. Let us live and laugh among our friends; let us die and sulk among strangers (Laugh Quotes) My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog’s bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh (Laugh Quotes) How did you feel feeding doughnuts to a horse? Had a kick out of it, huh? Got a big laugh. Did you ever think of feeding doughnuts to a human being? No! (Laugh Quotes) Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose? (Laugh Quotes) And so long as I can laugh, never will I be poor. This then, is one of nature’s greatest gifts and I will waste it no more (Laugh Quotes) We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about (Laugh Quotes) Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it’s very human. Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there’s usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least (Laugh Quotes) If you don’t laugh, you’re going to cry and people are crying. That’s why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing (Laugh Quotes) I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I’m selfish. I want everybody to laugh! (Laugh Quotes) I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you (Laugh Quotes) It’s great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am (Laugh Quotes)

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