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Laugh Quotes

I was informed yesterday that there’s a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing Picture Quote #1

I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep Picture Quote #1

I’m physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don’t have that sophisticated cool thing down Picture Quote #1

If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him, it was a really comfortable. He was a cool guy. Easy laugh, nice guy Picture Quote #1

Most people I know are not hard - core religious people. They are what I would call ‘lightly religious.’ So I don’t buy the notion that we can’t laugh about religion in America Picture Quote #1

My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh Picture Quote #1

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My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They’d always kind of enjoy it, and they liked it when I made them laugh Picture Quote #1

Never set limits, go after your dreams, don’t be afraid to push the boundaries. And laugh a lot - it’s good for you! Picture Quote #1

The word ‘Spanx’ was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it Picture Quote #1

With stand - up, it doesn’t matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it’s your job to make them laugh Picture Quote #1

You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it Picture Quote #1

I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It’s the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it’s all so true. It’s the closest thing to a counterculture Picture Quote #1

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If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone’s eye out, I would laugh. And then I’d say, ‘I’m sorry, I really do feel bad,’ but then I’m on the floor rolling Picture Quote #1

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle Picture Quote #1

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers Picture Quote #1

To go from Girl, interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief Picture Quote #1

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh Picture Quote #1

Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I’m facing them Picture Quote #1

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All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to laugh, it was like ‘That’s it!’. I went to LA and I got the part Picture Quote #1

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn’t find any at all Picture Quote #1

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn’t care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole Picture Quote #1

TV is so seductive with a great workday. You’re going to work and making people laugh, and that’s fantastic Picture Quote #1

I don’t know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals Picture Quote #1

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he’s so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be Picture Quote #1

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Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh Picture Quote #1

I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false Picture Quote #1

Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country Picture Quote #1

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, ‘The property ladder is now a snake’ and get a real laugh Picture Quote #1

It’s so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don’t. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing Picture Quote #1

I’ve never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle Picture Quote #1

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I was informed yesterday that there’s a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing (Laugh Quotes) I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep (Laugh Quotes) I’m physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don’t have that sophisticated cool thing down (Laugh Quotes) If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him, it was a really comfortable. He was a cool guy. Easy laugh, nice guy (Laugh Quotes) Most people I know are not hard - core religious people. They are what I would call ‘lightly religious.’ So I don’t buy the notion that we can’t laugh about religion in America (Laugh Quotes) My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh (Laugh Quotes) My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They’d always kind of enjoy it, and they liked it when I made them laugh (Laugh Quotes) Never set limits, go after your dreams, don’t be afraid to push the boundaries. And laugh a lot - it’s good for you! (Laugh Quotes) The word ‘Spanx’ was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it (Laugh Quotes) With stand - up, it doesn’t matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it’s your job to make them laugh (Laugh Quotes) You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it (Laugh Quotes) I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It’s the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it’s all so true. It’s the closest thing to a counterculture (Laugh Quotes) If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone’s eye out, I would laugh. And then I’d say, ‘I’m sorry, I really do feel bad,’ but then I’m on the floor rolling (Laugh Quotes) The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle (Laugh Quotes) As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers (Laugh Quotes) To go from Girl, interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief (Laugh Quotes) It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh (Laugh Quotes) Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I’m facing them (Laugh Quotes) All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to laugh, it was like ‘That’s it!’. I went to LA and I got the part (Laugh Quotes) I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn’t find any at all (Laugh Quotes) I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn’t care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole (Laugh Quotes) TV is so seductive with a great workday. You’re going to work and making people laugh, and that’s fantastic (Laugh Quotes) I don’t know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals (Laugh Quotes) Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he’s so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be (Laugh Quotes) Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh (Laugh Quotes) I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false (Laugh Quotes) Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country (Laugh Quotes) I go around the country and do a simple gag like, ‘The property ladder is now a snake’ and get a real laugh (Laugh Quotes) It’s so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don’t. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing (Laugh Quotes) I’ve never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle (Laugh Quotes)

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