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Laugh Quotes

The way you deal with a scare is the way you deal with a laugh. The timing has to be perfect. When you’re dealing with fear or laughter - emotions that happen spontaneously - you hope it’s working. But in the moment, you really have no idea Picture Quote #1

My uncle worked in emergency wards dealing with people who came in with terrible injuries. He talked about the sketch shows they would put on to lighten the atmosphere. You often find this sense of grim humor in hospitals. The injuries people are suffering are ghastly. You have to laugh at something or you’d otherwise cry Picture Quote #1

That’s death and life, you see. We all shine on. You just have to release your hearts, alert your senses, and pay attention. A leaf, a star, a song, a laugh. Notice all the little things, because somebody is reaching out to you. Qualcuno ti ama. Somebody loves you Picture Quote #1

The themes that make one laugh always stem from poverty, hunger, misery, old age, sickness, and death. These are the themes that make Italians laugh, anyway Picture Quote #1

Jesus, Lacey. You just scared me half to death.I forced a laugh. Only half? Damn Picture Quote #1

Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you’re getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability to look at themselves Picture Quote #1

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It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that’s my defense mechanism Picture Quote #1

If you want a definition of poetry, say: Poetry is what makes me laugh or cry or yawn, what makes my toenails twinkle, what makes me want to do this or that or nothing and let it go at that Picture Quote #1

If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh Picture Quote #1

I’d probably describe my sense of humor as ‘twisted,’ I guess. It’s not hard to make me laugh, especially when I’m surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates Picture Quote #1

My mother used to push ‘Wuthering Heights’ on me as a boy, and I sensed from her breathy description of the story that it would make me laugh. I have no plans to find out if this is true Picture Quote #1

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I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The people I sort of surround myself with have that Picture Quote #1

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) Picture Quote #1

I love playing different characters and I love doing fun things and I love to entertain people, whether that be in a comedy or a drama. If I get you to laugh or I get you to cry I’m super stoked, as morbid as that might sound Picture Quote #1

I love to make people laugh, and do things that are surprising and different Picture Quote #1

What makes me laugh about politics, sometimes, is it seems like once we get to a point where our problems are seemingly unsolvable, it’s because we’re looking through a wrong point of view. If we turn the thing on its head, then maybe we might see it differently Picture Quote #1

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile Picture Quote #1

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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different Picture Quote #1

My dad knows how to tell a story. He’d make me laugh by doing all the different voices Picture Quote #1

We tend to think of extremes of emotions as registering, for example, you have to cry or laugh or get angry. But for the most part, we find it difficult to read each other most of the time. If you walk through the street, most people are pretty difficult to read. But they’re thinking inside Picture Quote #1

When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try to focus in on taking good care of yourself. But that’s why God invented me - so I can come and teach and preach and make people laugh and give them some education so they can start liking themselves better Picture Quote #1

When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don’t mean - well, maybe I do - laugh at the hangman as he puts the noose around your neck. But an eye, an ear, for the ridiculous, the absurd in life, can get you through a lot Picture Quote #1

My earliest memories as a kid was I would always try to make my mom and my stepdad laugh at dinner. Or make my friends laugh in class. And, I don’t know, it’s something I just really enjoy doing Picture Quote #1

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It makes it really hard to just go to a dinner party because, in my work life, I’m surrounded by the funniest people, ever. I’m really spoiled. I laugh a lot, in my day Picture Quote #1

I like movies that are scary, but I don’t want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn’t make movies like that Picture Quote #1

And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written Picture Quote #1

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There’s a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there’s something in there that’ll make you laugh Picture Quote #1

I’ve been doing voices as long as I can remember. When I was little I could pick up on sounds, and then I discovered you could distort what you hear and make people laugh or disrupt a class Picture Quote #1

Einstein uses his concept of God more often than a Catholic priest. Once I asked him: ‘Tomorrow is Sunday. Do you want me to come to you, so we can work?’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because I thought perhaps you would like to rest on Sunday.’ Einstein settled the question by saying with a loud laugh: ‘God does not rest on Sunday either.’ Picture Quote #1

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The way you deal with a scare is the way you deal with a laugh. The timing has to be perfect. When you’re dealing with fear or laughter - emotions that happen spontaneously - you hope it’s working. But in the moment, you really have no idea. (Laugh Quotes) My uncle worked in emergency wards dealing with people who came in with terrible injuries. He talked about the sketch shows they would put on to lighten the atmosphere. You often find this sense of grim humor in hospitals. The injuries people are suffering are ghastly. You have to laugh at something or you’d otherwise cry. (Laugh Quotes) That’s death and life, you see. We all shine on. You just have to release your hearts, alert your senses, and pay attention. A leaf, a star, a song, a laugh. Notice all the little things, because somebody is reaching out to you. Qualcuno ti ama. Somebody loves you. (Laugh Quotes) The themes that make one laugh always stem from poverty, hunger, misery, old age, sickness, and death. These are the themes that make Italians laugh, anyway. (Laugh Quotes) Jesus, Lacey. You just scared me half to death.I forced a laugh. Only half? Damn. (Laugh Quotes) Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you’re getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability to look at themselves. (Laugh Quotes) It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh. (Laugh Quotes) I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that’s my defense mechanism (Laugh Quotes) If you want a definition of poetry, say: Poetry is what makes me laugh or cry or yawn, what makes my toenails twinkle, what makes me want to do this or that or nothing and let it go at that. (Laugh Quotes) If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. (Laugh Quotes) I’d probably describe my sense of humor as ‘twisted,’ I guess. It’s not hard to make me laugh, especially when I’m surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates. (Laugh Quotes) My mother used to push ‘Wuthering Heights’ on me as a boy, and I sensed from her breathy description of the story that it would make me laugh. I have no plans to find out if this is true. (Laugh Quotes) I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The people I sort of surround myself with have that. (Laugh Quotes) Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) (Laugh Quotes) I love playing different characters and I love doing fun things and I love to entertain people, whether that be in a comedy or a drama. If I get you to laugh or I get you to cry I’m super stoked, as morbid as that might sound. (Laugh Quotes) I love to make people laugh, and do things that are surprising and different (Laugh Quotes) What makes me laugh about politics, sometimes, is it seems like once we get to a point where our problems are seemingly unsolvable, it’s because we’re looking through a wrong point of view. If we turn the thing on its head, then maybe we might see it differently. (Laugh Quotes) My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. (Laugh Quotes) Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different. (Laugh Quotes) My dad knows how to tell a story. He’d make me laugh by doing all the different voices. (Laugh Quotes) We tend to think of extremes of emotions as registering, for example, you have to cry or laugh or get angry. But for the most part, we find it difficult to read each other most of the time. If you walk through the street, most people are pretty difficult to read. But they’re thinking inside. (Laugh Quotes) When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try to focus in on taking good care of yourself. But that’s why God invented me - so I can come and teach and preach and make people laugh and give them some education so they can start liking themselves better. (Laugh Quotes) When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don’t mean - well, maybe I do - laugh at the hangman as he puts the noose around your neck. But an eye, an ear, for the ridiculous, the absurd in life, can get you through a lot. (Laugh Quotes) My earliest memories as a kid was I would always try to make my mom and my stepdad laugh at dinner. Or make my friends laugh in class. And, I don’t know, it’s something I just really enjoy doing. (Laugh Quotes) It makes it really hard to just go to a dinner party because, in my work life, I’m surrounded by the funniest people, ever. I’m really spoiled. I laugh a lot, in my day. (Laugh Quotes) I like movies that are scary, but I don’t want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn’t make movies like that. (Laugh Quotes) And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written. (Laugh Quotes) Is everything funny? For me, yes. There’s a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there’s something in there that’ll make you laugh. (Laugh Quotes) I’ve been doing voices as long as I can remember. When I was little I could pick up on sounds, and then I discovered you could distort what you hear and make people laugh or disrupt a class. (Laugh Quotes) Einstein uses his concept of God more often than a Catholic priest. Once I asked him: ‘Tomorrow is Sunday. Do you want me to come to you, so we can work?’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because I thought perhaps you would like to rest on Sunday.’ Einstein settled the question by saying with a loud laugh: ‘God does not rest on Sunday either.’ (Laugh Quotes)

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