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Laughs Quotes

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be Picture Quote #1

Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war Picture Quote #1

If I get big laughs, I’m a comedian. If I get little laughs, I’m a humorist. If I get no laughs, I’m a singer Picture Quote #1

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly Picture Quote #1

I won’t do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can’t, it’s not gonna make the team Picture Quote #1

You built your walls too, she tells him. So I have my wall. She says it glittering in a beauty he cannot stand. She with her beautiful clothes with her pale face that laughs at everyone who smiles at her Picture Quote #1

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What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit Picture Quote #1

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life Picture Quote #1

Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key Picture Quote #1

A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed Picture Quote #1

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel Picture Quote #1

I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it Picture Quote #1

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Everyone at his table laughs. They know I can hear them. They just don’t care Picture Quote #1

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company Picture Quote #1

Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you Picture Quote #1

Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it’s a great thing to do in my book Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks Picture Quote #1

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don’t bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he’s a good man Picture Quote #1

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Soon madness has worn you down. It’s easier to do what it says than argue. In this way, it takes over your mind. You no longer know where it ends and you begin. You believe anything it says. You do what it tells you, no matter how extreme or absurd. If it says you’re worthless, you agree. You plead for it to stop. You promise to behave. You are on your knees before it, and it laughs Picture Quote #1

To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then disposed of in, like, five minutes. I’m not interested in those kinds of people. I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who jumps and falls down, rather than the person who points at the person who fell, and laughs. But I do sometimes laugh when people fall down Picture Quote #1

So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us Picture Quote #1

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of laughs in this movie, but it’s not just about the laughs. It’s really about the story, about a guy who finds his soul and realizes what’s truly important Picture Quote #1

Please is frail like a dewdrop, while it laughs it dies. But sorrow is strong and abiding. Let sorrowful love wake in your eyes Picture Quote #1

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By laughing at me, the audience really laughs at themselves, and realizing they have done this gives them sort of a spiritual second wind for going back into the battles of life Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I’d want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you’ve probably cut too loosely Picture Quote #1

Man is not weak, knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength Picture Quote #1

When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we’re not laughing... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood Picture Quote #1

There are more people abusive to others than lie open to abuse themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow Picture Quote #1

For a man learns more quickly and remembers more easily that which he laughs at, than that which he approves and reveres Picture Quote #1

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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be (Laughs Quotes) Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war (Laughs Quotes) If I get big laughs, I’m a comedian. If I get little laughs, I’m a humorist. If I get no laughs, I’m a singer (Laughs Quotes) It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly (Laughs Quotes) I won’t do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can’t, it’s not gonna make the team (Laughs Quotes) You built your walls too, she tells him. So I have my wall. She says it glittering in a beauty he cannot stand. She with her beautiful clothes with her pale face that laughs at everyone who smiles at her (Laughs Quotes) What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit (Laughs Quotes) You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life (Laughs Quotes) Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key (Laughs Quotes) A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed (Laughs Quotes) Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel (Laughs Quotes) I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it (Laughs Quotes) Everyone at his table laughs. They know I can hear them. They just don’t care (Laughs Quotes) Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company (Laughs Quotes) Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you (Laughs Quotes) Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it’s a great thing to do in my book (Laughs Quotes) Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks (Laughs Quotes) If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don’t bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he’s a good man (Laughs Quotes) Soon madness has worn you down. It’s easier to do what it says than argue. In this way, it takes over your mind. You no longer know where it ends and you begin. You believe anything it says. You do what it tells you, no matter how extreme or absurd. If it says you’re worthless, you agree. You plead for it to stop. You promise to behave. You are on your knees before it, and it laughs (Laughs Quotes) To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then disposed of in, like, five minutes. I’m not interested in those kinds of people. I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who jumps and falls down, rather than the person who points at the person who fell, and laughs. But I do sometimes laugh when people fall down (Laughs Quotes) So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us (Laughs Quotes) In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before (Laughs Quotes) There are a lot of laughs in this movie, but it’s not just about the laughs. It’s really about the story, about a guy who finds his soul and realizes what’s truly important (Laughs Quotes) Please is frail like a dewdrop, while it laughs it dies. But sorrow is strong and abiding. Let sorrowful love wake in your eyes (Laughs Quotes) By laughing at me, the audience really laughs at themselves, and realizing they have done this gives them sort of a spiritual second wind for going back into the battles of life (Laughs Quotes) I don’t know if I’d want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you’ve probably cut too loosely (Laughs Quotes) Man is not weak, knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength (Laughs Quotes) When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we’re not laughing... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood (Laughs Quotes) There are more people abusive to others than lie open to abuse themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow (Laughs Quotes) For a man learns more quickly and remembers more easily that which he laughs at, than that which he approves and reveres (Laughs Quotes)

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