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Laura Kightlinger Quotes

I guess I just feel bad that I’m still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now Picture Quote #1

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won’t leave Picture Quote #1

It’s a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That’s not for sissies Picture Quote #1

I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don’t know what happened. I just couldn’t do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! Picture Quote #1

It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn’t get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year’s, boom! There’s Valentine’s Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine’s Day just called, ‘Who could love you?’ Picture Quote #1

I guess I just feel bad that I’m still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now Picture Quote #1

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Anything can happen with a razor Picture Quote #1

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! Picture Quote #1

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding Picture Quote #1

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That’s what keeps me going Picture Quote #1

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I’m dead Picture Quote #1

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead Picture Quote #1

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I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy? Picture Quote #1

I’m still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage Picture Quote #1

We’ve all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves Picture Quote #1

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy Picture Quote #1

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space Picture Quote #1

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I guess I just feel bad that I’m still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won’t leave. (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) It’s a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That’s not for sissies (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don’t know what happened. I just couldn’t do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn’t get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year’s, boom! There’s Valentine’s Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine’s Day just called, ‘Who could love you?’ (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I guess I just feel bad that I’m still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) Anything can happen with a razor (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I have to find work wherever it might be hiding (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That’s what keeps me going (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I’m dead (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy? (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I’m still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) We’ve all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy (Laura Kightlinger Quotes) I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space (Laura Kightlinger Quotes)