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Laurence J Peter Quotes
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean. (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother’s ability for spending money, and my father’s ability for not earning it. (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that’s life (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
If you don’t know where you’re going, you will probably end up somewhere else (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can’t act (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Prejudice is one of the world’s greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts. (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one (Laurence J Peter Quotes)
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time (Laurence J Peter Quotes)