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Lavatory Quotes

Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory? Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory Picture Quote #1

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory Picture Quote #1

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for it's humour, the writing is on the wall Picture Quote #1

There is only one way of surviving all the early heartbreaks in this business. You must have a sense of humor. And I think it also helps if you are a dreamer. I had my dreams all right. And that is something no one can ever take away. They cost nothing, and they can be as real as you like to make them. You own your dreams and they are priceless. I’ve been a lavatory attendant, a theatre usher, a panhandler, all for real. Now, as an actor, I can be a journalist today and a brain surgeon tomorrow. That’s the stuff my dreams are made of Picture Quote #1

I know we’re not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t Picture Quote #1

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Headmaster: Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall Picture Quote #1

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it’s modern architecture Picture Quote #1

I don’t like rats, but there’s not much else I don’t like. The problem with rats is they have no fear of human beings, they’re loaded with foul diseases, they would run the place given half the chance, and I’ve had them leap out of a lavatory while I’ve been sitting on it Picture Quote #1

In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice Picture Quote #1

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Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory? (Lavatory Quotes) It’s funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory (Lavatory Quotes) When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory (Lavatory Quotes) Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for it's humour, the writing is on the wall (Lavatory Quotes) There is only one way of surviving all the early heartbreaks in this business. You must have a sense of humor. And I think it also helps if you are a dreamer. I had my dreams all right. And that is something no one can ever take away. They cost nothing, and they can be as real as you like to make them. You own your dreams and they are priceless. I’ve been a lavatory attendant, a theatre usher, a panhandler, all for real. Now, as an actor, I can be a journalist today and a brain surgeon tomorrow. That’s the stuff my dreams are made of (Lavatory Quotes) I know we’re not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t (Lavatory Quotes) Headmaster: Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall (Lavatory Quotes) In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it’s modern architecture (Lavatory Quotes) I don’t like rats, but there’s not much else I don’t like. The problem with rats is they have no fear of human beings, they’re loaded with foul diseases, they would run the place given half the chance, and I’ve had them leap out of a lavatory while I’ve been sitting on it (Lavatory Quotes) In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice. (Lavatory Quotes)