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Lawyers Quotes

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty Picture Quote #1

Lawyers are like spiders, they’ve eat up all the flies, and I guess they’ll have to eat each other soon Picture Quote #1

We lawyers are always curious, always inquisitive, always picking up odds and ends for our patchwork minds, since there is no knowing when and where they may fit into some corner Picture Quote #1

Some lawyers and judges may have forgotten it, but the purpose of the court system is to produce justice, not slavish obedience to the law Picture Quote #1

I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you’re really not concentrating on the world crisis Picture Quote #1

Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent Picture Quote #1

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How lawyers make work for one another! You’re all priests, worshipping the same God. No wonder you adore one another Picture Quote #1

Imagine a legal system in which lawyers were equated with the clients they defended and were condemned for representing controversial or despised clients Picture Quote #1

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn’t exist, but if some people have them, then you’d better have one, too, just in case Picture Quote #1

Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they often come across as impersonal, insensitive, amoral, and not particularly human to the clients they serve Picture Quote #1

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer Picture Quote #1

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over Picture Quote #1

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All the lawyers and the business stuff is work, but actually creating stuff isn’t work. It’s good effort. It’s hard work. But, it’s not work. It doesn’t feel like work because the result is very rewarding Picture Quote #1

Claude rubs the back of his neck and wrinkles his nose, about to tell me he was never sad. I believe this is called bravado and is not limited to lawyers, or even men, although that combination makes it almost unavoidable Picture Quote #1

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Picture Quote #1

Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins Picture Quote #1

Most lawyers only tell you about the cases they win. I can tell you about some I lose. A lawyer who wins all his cases does not have many Picture Quote #1

Now I know that lawyers must live, but I’ve never been able to understand why they have to live so blamed well! Picture Quote #1

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Everybody hates lawyers, but they don’t realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it Picture Quote #1

I look forward to a time when lawyers aren’t in the top three calls every day, and all you care about is how your kids are doing in school or what the weather’s like and the great day you had with your family Picture Quote #1

A lawyer is basically a mouth, like a shark is a mouth attached to a long gut. The business of lawyers is to talk, to interrupt one another, and to devour each other if possible Picture Quote #1

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives Picture Quote #1

Emotional truths woven by lawyers in the court of law are apparently more important than the truths of actual events. I have grown to fear for those whose innocence became trapped within the legal system Picture Quote #1

The world has its fling at lawyers sometimes, but its very denial is an admission. It feels, what I believe to be the truth, that of all secular professions this has the highest standards Picture Quote #1

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Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all... you know, they become lawyers Picture Quote #1

Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet Picture Quote #1

It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits Picture Quote #1

If equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people’s dreams Picture Quote #1

It is in the habits of lawyers that every accusation appears insufficient if they do not exaggerate it even to calumny; it is thus that justice itself loses its sanctity and its respect amongst men Picture Quote #1

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Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers are like spiders, they’ve eat up all the flies, and I guess they’ll have to eat each other soon (Lawyers Quotes) We lawyers are always curious, always inquisitive, always picking up odds and ends for our patchwork minds, since there is no knowing when and where they may fit into some corner (Lawyers Quotes) Some lawyers and judges may have forgotten it, but the purpose of the court system is to produce justice, not slavish obedience to the law (Lawyers Quotes) I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you’re really not concentrating on the world crisis (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent (Lawyers Quotes) How lawyers make work for one another! You’re all priests, worshipping the same God. No wonder you adore one another (Lawyers Quotes) Imagine a legal system in which lawyers were equated with the clients they defended and were condemned for representing controversial or despised clients (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn’t exist, but if some people have them, then you’d better have one, too, just in case (Lawyers Quotes) Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they often come across as impersonal, insensitive, amoral, and not particularly human to the clients they serve (Lawyers Quotes) Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over (Lawyers Quotes) All the lawyers and the business stuff is work, but actually creating stuff isn’t work. It’s good effort. It’s hard work. But, it’s not work. It doesn’t feel like work because the result is very rewarding (Lawyers Quotes) Claude rubs the back of his neck and wrinkles his nose, about to tell me he was never sad. I believe this is called bravado and is not limited to lawyers, or even men, although that combination makes it almost unavoidable (Lawyers Quotes) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? (Lawyers Quotes) Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins (Lawyers Quotes) Most lawyers only tell you about the cases they win. I can tell you about some I lose. A lawyer who wins all his cases does not have many (Lawyers Quotes) Now I know that lawyers must live, but I’ve never been able to understand why they have to live so blamed well! (Lawyers Quotes) Everybody hates lawyers, but they don’t realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it (Lawyers Quotes) I look forward to a time when lawyers aren’t in the top three calls every day, and all you care about is how your kids are doing in school or what the weather’s like and the great day you had with your family (Lawyers Quotes) A lawyer is basically a mouth, like a shark is a mouth attached to a long gut. The business of lawyers is to talk, to interrupt one another, and to devour each other if possible (Lawyers Quotes) Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives (Lawyers Quotes) Emotional truths woven by lawyers in the court of law are apparently more important than the truths of actual events. I have grown to fear for those whose innocence became trapped within the legal system (Lawyers Quotes) The world has its fling at lawyers sometimes, but its very denial is an admission. It feels, what I believe to be the truth, that of all secular professions this has the highest standards (Lawyers Quotes) Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all... you know, they become lawyers (Lawyers Quotes) Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet (Lawyers Quotes) It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits (Lawyers Quotes) If equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers (Lawyers Quotes) I don’t want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people’s dreams (Lawyers Quotes) It is in the habits of lawyers that every accusation appears insufficient if they do not exaggerate it even to calumny; it is thus that justice itself loses its sanctity and its respect amongst men (Lawyers Quotes)

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