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Lenny Bruce Quotes

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was Picture Quote #1

They shouldn’t call anything a boot camp unless you’re going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won’t let you come back until you’re funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike Picture Quote #1

I’ve talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever Picture Quote #1

Once you sleep on feathers you can’t go back to sleeping on the floor Picture Quote #1

W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America Picture Quote #1

Communism is like one big phone company Picture Quote #1

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The ‘what should be’ never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no ‘what should be,’ there is only what is Picture Quote #1

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses Picture Quote #1

A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know Picture Quote #1

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they’ll take you away, man. You can’t Picture Quote #1

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God Picture Quote #1

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business Picture Quote #1

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There are no dirty words, only dirty minds Picture Quote #1

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter Picture Quote #1

I want to perform an unnatural act Picture Quote #1

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer Picture Quote #1

The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them Picture Quote #1

I am influenced by every second of my waking hour Picture Quote #1

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Satire is tragedy plus time Picture Quote #1

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone Picture Quote #1

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it Picture Quote #1

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week Picture Quote #1

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian Picture Quote #1

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission Picture Quote #1

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When you’re eight years old nothing is your business Picture Quote #1

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up Picture Quote #1

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it Picture Quote #1

I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do Picture Quote #1

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else’s pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law Picture Quote #1

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds Picture Quote #1

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If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was (Lenny Bruce Quotes) They shouldn’t call anything a boot camp unless you’re going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won’t let you come back until you’re funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike. (Lenny Bruce Quotes) I’ve talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever. (Lenny Bruce Quotes) Once you sleep on feathers you can’t go back to sleeping on the floor (Lenny Bruce Quotes) W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America. (Lenny Bruce Quotes) Communism is like one big phone company (Lenny Bruce Quotes) The ‘what should be’ never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no ‘what should be,’ there is only what is (Lenny Bruce Quotes) If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses (Lenny Bruce Quotes) A lot of people say to me, ‘Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know (Lenny Bruce Quotes) The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they’ll take you away, man. You can’t (Lenny Bruce Quotes) Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God (Lenny Bruce Quotes) When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business (Lenny Bruce Quotes) There are no dirty words, only dirty minds (Lenny Bruce Quotes) The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter (Lenny Bruce Quotes) I want to perform an unnatural act (Lenny Bruce Quotes) If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer (Lenny Bruce Quotes) The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them (Lenny Bruce Quotes) I am influenced by every second of my waking hour (Lenny Bruce Quotes) Satire is tragedy plus time (Lenny Bruce Quotes) If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone (Lenny Bruce Quotes) The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it (Lenny Bruce Quotes) What is truth today may be a damn lie next week (Lenny Bruce Quotes) Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian (Lenny Bruce Quotes) If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission (Lenny Bruce Quotes) When you’re eight years old nothing is your business (Lenny Bruce Quotes) I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up (Lenny Bruce Quotes) Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it (Lenny Bruce Quotes) I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do (Lenny Bruce Quotes) I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else’s pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law (Lenny Bruce Quotes) The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds (Lenny Bruce Quotes)

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