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Leslie Nielsen Quotes

I’ve finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin Picture Quote #1

Shirley! Don’t call me Shirley! Picture Quote #1

Yes, it’s true, I’ve been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare Picture Quote #1

I like that kind of ‘straight-faced’ comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous Picture Quote #1

It was a boy’s name first Picture Quote #1

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it Picture Quote #1

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I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent Picture Quote #1

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account Picture Quote #1

The reason they call it ‘golf’ is that all the other 4 letter words were used up Picture Quote #1

There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain’t looking Picture Quote #1

You know it’s very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can’t tell you how many times I would’ve had to have said What? if I didn’t have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft Picture Quote #1

I’m a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn’t just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I’d like to install air conditioning units and a few other things Picture Quote #1

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I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? Picture Quote #1

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there’s no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that’s standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal Picture Quote #1

I’m afraid if I don’t keep moving, they’re going to catch me ... I am 81 years old and I want to see what’s around the corner, and I don’t see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking Picture Quote #1

When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn’t become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy Picture Quote #1

There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain’t looking Picture Quote #1

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline Picture Quote #1

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Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf Picture Quote #1

It’s been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I’m finally getting to do what I really wanted to do Picture Quote #1

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you’re finished Picture Quote #1

I don’t think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone! Picture Quote #1

There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he’d have to wait until the thaw to turn him in Picture Quote #1

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all Picture Quote #1

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I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these comic characters is a fundamental part of me too Picture Quote #1

I’m afraid if I don’t keep moving, they’re going to catch me... I am 81 years old and I want to see what’s around the corner, and I don’t see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking Picture Quote #1

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline Picture Quote #1

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible Picture Quote #1

One thing a person won’t do when he’s laughing is try to beat you up Picture Quote #1

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts Picture Quote #1

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I’ve finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Shirley! Don’t call me Shirley! (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Yes, it’s true, I’ve been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I like that kind of ‘straight-faced’ comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) It was a boy’s name first (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) The reason they call it ‘golf’ is that all the other 4 letter words were used up (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain’t looking (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) You know it’s very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can’t tell you how many times I would’ve had to have said What? if I didn’t have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I’m a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn’t just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I’d like to install air conditioning units and a few other things (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there’s no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that’s standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal. (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I’m afraid if I don’t keep moving, they’re going to catch me ... I am 81 years old and I want to see what’s around the corner, and I don’t see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking. (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn’t become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy. (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain’t looking. (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline. (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) It’s been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I’m finally getting to do what I really wanted to do (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you’re finished (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I don’t think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone! (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he’d have to wait until the thaw to turn him in (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these comic characters is a fundamental part of me too (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I’m afraid if I don’t keep moving, they’re going to catch me... I am 81 years old and I want to see what’s around the corner, and I don’t see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) One thing a person won’t do when he’s laughing is try to beat you up (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts (Leslie Nielsen Quotes)

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