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Leslie Nielsen Quotes

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through Picture Quote #1

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes Picture Quote #1

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you’re doing one thing. That is, you’re going to make the audience laugh Picture Quote #1

The reason there’s a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address Picture Quote #1

It’s not really that I’ve been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it’s just that I’ve been losing my hearing for a long time! So it’s actually very important for me because I’m actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better! Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you’d want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn’t laugh, you were in trouble! Picture Quote #1

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I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important Picture Quote #1

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there’s no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that’s standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal Picture Quote #1

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you’re doing one thing. That is, you’re going to make the audience laugh (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) The reason there’s a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) It’s not really that I’ve been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it’s just that I’ve been losing my hearing for a long time! So it’s actually very important for me because I’m actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better! (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I’ve always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you’d want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn’t laugh, you were in trouble! (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there’s no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that’s standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal (Leslie Nielsen Quotes)

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