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Lewis Black Quotes

Everybody's got cable Picture Quote #1

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake Picture Quote #1

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated Picture Quote #1

I'm a happy person but an angry citizen Picture Quote #1

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man Picture Quote #1

I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say Picture Quote #1

I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke Picture Quote #1

If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare Picture Quote #1

Political audiences are not fun Picture Quote #1

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share Picture Quote #1

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan Picture Quote #1

Usually I'm too tired to apologize Picture Quote #1

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip Picture Quote #1

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy Picture Quote #1

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win Picture Quote #1

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work Picture Quote #1

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants Picture Quote #1

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! Picture Quote #1

You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought! Picture Quote #1

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times Picture Quote #1

Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... Are all like snowflakes Picture Quote #1

You see what I felt they should have done for our first public works project is build a giant wall across the entire border of canada... Because that's where the cold air comes from! Picture Quote #1

This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... And when I find you I am going to kill you Picture Quote #1

You don't want another Enron? Here's the law: If you have a company, and it can't explain, in one sentence... What it does... It's illegal! Picture Quote #1

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How can I, as a comedian, create a reality that encompasses that? Picture Quote #1

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap Picture Quote #1

The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless Picture Quote #1

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... Don't. I will find you. I will hurt you Picture Quote #1

Going quail hunting is like saying I'm going fishing, and going to a goldfish bowl and going

Those audiences are wonderful. Talk about the most bitter group of people on the planet Earth! For one brief shining moment, I am Mr. Happy! Picture Quote #1

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Everybody's got cable (Lewis Black Quotes) I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake (Lewis Black Quotes) I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated (Lewis Black Quotes) I'm a happy person but an angry citizen (Lewis Black Quotes) I'm a selfish, little pig of a man (Lewis Black Quotes) I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say (Lewis Black Quotes) I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke (Lewis Black Quotes) If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare (Lewis Black Quotes) Political audiences are not fun (Lewis Black Quotes) Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share (Lewis Black Quotes) The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan (Lewis Black Quotes) Usually I'm too tired to apologize (Lewis Black Quotes) When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip (Lewis Black Quotes) You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy (Lewis Black Quotes) You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win (Lewis Black Quotes) You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work (Lewis Black Quotes) In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants (Lewis Black Quotes) It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! (Lewis Black Quotes) You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought! (Lewis Black Quotes) If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times (Lewis Black Quotes) Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... Are all like snowflakes (Lewis Black Quotes) You see what I felt they should have done for our first public works project is build a giant wall across the entire border of canada... Because that's where the cold air comes from! (Lewis Black Quotes) This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... And when I find you I am going to kill you (Lewis Black Quotes) You don't want another Enron? Here's the law: If you have a company, and it can't explain, in one sentence... What it does... It's illegal! (Lewis Black Quotes) Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How can I, as a comedian, create a reality that encompasses that? (Lewis Black Quotes) Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap (Lewis Black Quotes) The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless (Lewis Black Quotes) If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... Don't. I will find you. I will hurt you (Lewis Black Quotes) Going quail hunting is like saying I'm going fishing, and going to a goldfish bowl and going "got it!" (Lewis Black Quotes) Those audiences are wonderful. Talk about the most bitter group of people on the planet Earth! For one brief shining moment, I am Mr. Happy! (Lewis Black Quotes)

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