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I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores  (Lice Quotes) Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living  (Lice Quotes) A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice  (Lice Quotes) Life is an extravagant gown, riddled with lice  (Lice Quotes) The very first thing I tell my new students on the first day of a workshop is that good writing is about telling the truth. We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one reason they write so very little. But we do. We have so much we want to say and figure out  (Lice Quotes) Medical researchers don’t know much about head lice because they don’t much care. The reason that they don’t much care is, paradoxically, that they know a lot. That is, they know one important thing: there is no evidence that head lice transmit disease.  (Lice Quotes) If you’re selling something on Craiglist, it’s never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice.  (Lice Quotes) The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone  (Lice Quotes) Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you’re handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood and smiting the firstborn, give me a pass. And tell me when it’s over.  (Lice Quotes) According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill.  (Lice Quotes) Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.  (Lice Quotes) Americans have a lower opinion of Congress than they do of the NFL replacement refs, head lice, traffic jams, cockroaches and even the group to which yours truly belongs - Washington political pundits.  (Lice Quotes) I sleep in peace, even if only in the company of lice, behind bars. The same could not be said of my incarcerators though they sleep in warm beds, next to their wives, in their homes.  (Lice Quotes) According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill  (Lice Quotes) Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice  (Lice Quotes) One viewed the existence of man then as a marvel, and conceded a glamour of wonder to these lice which were caused to cling to a whirling, fire - smote, ice - locked, disease - stricken, space - lost bulb  (Lice Quotes) We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one reason why they write so little  (Lice Quotes) I used to always be putting my hat on children being photographed and then getting home and discovering I was riddled with lice. That used to happen very, very regularly. I used to get headlice all the time  (Lice Quotes) Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for  (Lice Quotes) I demand that my books be judged with utmost severity, by knowledgeable people who know the rules of grammar and of logic, and who will seek beneath the footsteps of my commas the lice of my thought in the head of my style  (Lice Quotes) A "modern" man has nothing to add to modernism, if only because he has nothing to oppose it with. The well - adapted drop off the dead limb of time like lice  (Lice Quotes) Set down among these lice, this is how I keep the mold from my brain and find release from Fortune's malice. I am content to have her beat me down this way to see if she won't become ashamed  (Lice Quotes)