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Light Bulb Quotes

I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a light bulb Picture Quote #1

God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch Picture Quote #1

Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb Picture Quote #1

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a light bulb Picture Quote #1

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence Picture Quote #1

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! Picture Quote #1

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Change your leaders, not your light bulbs Picture Quote #1

My latest works are these things with light bulbs Picture Quote #1

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action Picture Quote #1

Q. How many NRA spokesmen do you need to change a light bulb? A. More guns Picture Quote #1

Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark Picture Quote #1

I didn’t fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps Picture Quote #1

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I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like Picture Quote #1

You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother’s signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school Picture Quote #1

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I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch (Light Bulb Quotes) Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence (Light Bulb Quotes) Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! (Light Bulb Quotes) Change your leaders, not your light bulbs (Light Bulb Quotes) My latest works are these things with light bulbs (Light Bulb Quotes) I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action (Light Bulb Quotes) Q. How many NRA spokesmen do you need to change a light bulb? A. More guns (Light Bulb Quotes) Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark (Light Bulb Quotes) I didn’t fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps (Light Bulb Quotes) I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like (Light Bulb Quotes) You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother’s signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school (Light Bulb Quotes)