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These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print (Like Quotes)
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society (Like Quotes)
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws (Like Quotes)
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again (Like Quotes)
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems (Like Quotes)
Just like a computer, we must remember things in the order in which entropy increases. This makes the second law of thermodynamics almost trivial. Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases. You can't have a safer bet than that! (Like Quotes)
Bodies like the Earth are not made to move on curved orbits by a force called gravity; instead, they follow the nearest thing to a straight path in a curved space, which is called a geodesic. A geodesic is the shortest (or longest) path between two nearby points (Like Quotes)
Although September 11 was horrible, it didn't threaten the survival of the human race, like nuclear weapons do (Like Quotes)
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imaginations, we learned to talk (Like Quotes)
In Britain, like most of the developed world, stem-cell research is regarded as a great opportunity. America will be left behind if it doesn't change policy (Like Quotes)
I would like nuclear fusion to become a practical power source. It would provide an inexhaustible supply of energy, without pollution or global warming (Like Quotes)
Because thought has by now been perverted into the solving of assigned problems, even what is not assigned is processed like a problem (Like Quotes)
Corporations may lesser commonwealths in the bowels of a greater, like worms in the entrails of a natural man (Like Quotes)
The days of the digitals are numbered. The metaphor is built into them like a self-destruct mechanism (Like Quotes)
To be an artist at all is like living in Switzerland during a world war. To be an artist in Zurich, in 1917, implies a degree of self-absorption that would have glazed over the eyes of Narcissus (Like Quotes)
I like pop music. I consider rock 'n' roll to be a branch of pop music (Like Quotes)
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did (Like Quotes)
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man's values, it has to be earned (Like Quotes)
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you (Like Quotes)
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate (Like Quotes)
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries (Like Quotes)
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time (Like Quotes)
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating (Like Quotes)
I have to say that in 1981, making those decisions, I felt like I was providing enough freedom for 10 years. That is, a move from 64k to 640k felt like something that would last a great deal of time. Well, it didn't - it took about only 6 years before people started to see that as a real problem (Like Quotes)
Instead of buying airplanes and playing around like some of our competitors, we've rolled almost everything back into the company (Like Quotes)
There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft (Like Quotes)
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting (Like Quotes)
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG (Like Quotes)
(on his firing from Two and a Half Men) I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did (Like Quotes)
(on whether he is bipolar.) Wow, what does that mean? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there. Now what? (Like Quotes)