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Lily Tomlin Quotes

The road to success is always under construction Picture Quote #5

Growing up in Michigan was fine... until I realized where I was Picture Quote #1

You are what you think... geez, that’s frightening Picture Quote #1

Thank God kids never mean well Picture Quote #1

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it Picture Quote #1

Just remember, we’re all in this alone Picture Quote #1

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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it Picture Quote #1

To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world Picture Quote #1

Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious Picture Quote #1

I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t Picture Quote #1

The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible Picture Quote #1

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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up Picture Quote #1

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today Picture Quote #1

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else Picture Quote #1

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone Picture Quote #1

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? Picture Quote #1

Your problem is your role models were models Picture Quote #1

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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs Picture Quote #1

The problem with winning the rat race is you’re still a rat Picture Quote #1

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch Picture Quote #1

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up Picture Quote #1

Reality is the crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs Picture Quote #1

There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it Picture Quote #1

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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money Picture Quote #1

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them Picture Quote #1

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic Picture Quote #1

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other Picture Quote #1

I especially love ‘Web Therapy’ and I did ‘Eastbound and Down’ too. I had a lot of fun doing that Picture Quote #1

My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution’s awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They’re thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn’t snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts Picture Quote #1

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The road to success is always under construction (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Growing up in Michigan was fine... until I realized where I was (Lily Tomlin Quotes) You are what you think... geez, that’s frightening (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Thank God kids never mean well (Lily Tomlin Quotes) There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Just remember, we’re all in this alone (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it (Lily Tomlin Quotes) To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t (Lily Tomlin Quotes) The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up (Lily Tomlin Quotes) It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else (Lily Tomlin Quotes) In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone (Lily Tomlin Quotes) The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Your problem is your role models were models (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs (Lily Tomlin Quotes) The problem with winning the rat race is you’re still a rat (Lily Tomlin Quotes) What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch (Lily Tomlin Quotes) No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Reality is the crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs (Lily Tomlin Quotes) There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it (Lily Tomlin Quotes) But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I especially love ‘Web Therapy’ and I did ‘Eastbound and Down’ too. I had a lot of fun doing that (Lily Tomlin Quotes) My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution’s awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They’re thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn’t snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts (Lily Tomlin Quotes)

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