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Linda Sunshine Quotes

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good Picture Quote #1

If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn’t stop until my daughter was eating solid food Picture Quote #1

When shopping at Dunkin’ Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, ‘Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.’ That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go Picture Quote #1

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss Picture Quote #1

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!) Picture Quote #1

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Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal Picture Quote #1

Any idiot would know women’s needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn’t carrying an infectious disease Picture Quote #1

If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring. If you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip. If you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist Picture Quote #1

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. Picture Quote #1

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life Picture Quote #1

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling Picture Quote #1

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If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child Picture Quote #1

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn’t afraid of electricity Picture Quote #1

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family Picture Quote #1

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service Picture Quote #1

Every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings Picture Quote #1

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day Picture Quote #1

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The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair Picture Quote #1

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation Picture Quote #1

The three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings Picture Quote #1

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn’t stop until my daughter was eating solid food Picture Quote #1

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it’s almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies Picture Quote #1

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My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time Picture Quote #1

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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good (Linda Sunshine Quotes) If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. (Linda Sunshine Quotes) I wasn’t very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn’t stop until my daughter was eating solid food. (Linda Sunshine Quotes) When shopping at Dunkin’ Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, ‘Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.’ That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!) (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Any idiot would know women’s needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn’t carrying an infectious disease (Linda Sunshine Quotes) If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring. If you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip. If you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist (Linda Sunshine Quotes) More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling (Linda Sunshine Quotes) If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child (Linda Sunshine Quotes) I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn’t afraid of electricity (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family (Linda Sunshine Quotes) There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings (Linda Sunshine Quotes) Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day (Linda Sunshine Quotes) The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair (Linda Sunshine Quotes) As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation (Linda Sunshine Quotes) The three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings (Linda Sunshine Quotes) I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren (Linda Sunshine Quotes) I wasn’t very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn’t stop until my daughter was eating solid food (Linda Sunshine Quotes) A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it’s almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies (Linda Sunshine Quotes) My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time (Linda Sunshine Quotes)