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Louie Anderson Quotes

Well, isn’t every successful person in every family the bankbook Picture Quote #1

I started a big part of my career in Vegas Picture Quote #1

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas Picture Quote #1

I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood Picture Quote #1

I’m at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I’m over 400 pounds. Who doesn’t want to see that? I do. I’m always shocked that I can do it Picture Quote #1

Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego Picture Quote #1

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My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She’d get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There’s a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that’s beautiful. It’s a little high. If it were three cents I’d snap it up Picture Quote #1

I really try to have fun. If I don’t have fun, you won’t have fun. That’s what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract them. A good laugh is almost as good as any doctor visit Picture Quote #1

I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out Picture Quote #1

Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... ‘Hey ain’t you going to help us out?’ Picture Quote #1

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people Picture Quote #1

One time, I came off stage and a guy named Roman Decare, God rest his soul, he was a comic. ‘Louie, if you do that family stuff, and you’re a clean comic on stage, you’ll become famous.’ And, for some reason, a switch clicked, and I started doing the family stuff, and it became a giant part of my life Picture Quote #1

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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can’t leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I’m that messed - up one in the family Picture Quote #1

I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit Picture Quote #1

You can’t open anything after your 50. You have to wait ‘til people stop by the house. ‘Oh my God, I’m glad you’re here.’ Picture Quote #1

If I have food in the house and I’m laying in bed, I go, ‘I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard Picture Quote #1

I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience Picture Quote #1

I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can’t have. And I found comedy Picture Quote #1

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We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that Picture Quote #1

Let me tell you about my family Picture Quote #1

When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson Picture Quote #1

Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing Picture Quote #1

We all think we’re going to get out of debt Picture Quote #1

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that Picture Quote #1

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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I’ll never forget the look on the young boy’s face. He was devastated Picture Quote #1

A real estate closer. Oh, what’s that? I’m a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you’ve got to sign all those papers? Picture Quote #1

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me Picture Quote #1

My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She’d get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There’s a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that’s beautiful. It’s a little high. If it were three cents I’d snap it up Picture Quote #1

I’m a 7 o’clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed Picture Quote #1

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people Picture Quote #1

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Well, isn’t every successful person in every family the bankbook (Louie Anderson Quotes) I started a big part of my career in Vegas (Louie Anderson Quotes) I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas (Louie Anderson Quotes) I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood (Louie Anderson Quotes) I’m at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I’m over 400 pounds. Who doesn’t want to see that? I do. I’m always shocked that I can do it (Louie Anderson Quotes) Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego. (Louie Anderson Quotes) My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She’d get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There’s a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that’s beautiful. It’s a little high. If it were three cents I’d snap it up. (Louie Anderson Quotes) I really try to have fun. If I don’t have fun, you won’t have fun. That’s what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract them. A good laugh is almost as good as any doctor visit. (Louie Anderson Quotes) I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out. (Louie Anderson Quotes) Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... ‘Hey ain’t you going to help us out?’ (Louie Anderson Quotes) I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people. (Louie Anderson Quotes) One time, I came off stage and a guy named Roman Decare, God rest his soul, he was a comic. ‘Louie, if you do that family stuff, and you’re a clean comic on stage, you’ll become famous.’ And, for some reason, a switch clicked, and I started doing the family stuff, and it became a giant part of my life. (Louie Anderson Quotes) You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can’t leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I’m that messed - up one in the family (Louie Anderson Quotes) I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit (Louie Anderson Quotes) You can’t open anything after your 50. You have to wait ‘til people stop by the house. ‘Oh my God, I’m glad you’re here.’ (Louie Anderson Quotes) If I have food in the house and I’m laying in bed, I go, ‘I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard (Louie Anderson Quotes) I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience (Louie Anderson Quotes) I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can’t have. And I found comedy (Louie Anderson Quotes) We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that (Louie Anderson Quotes) Let me tell you about my family (Louie Anderson Quotes) When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson (Louie Anderson Quotes) Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing (Louie Anderson Quotes) We all think we’re going to get out of debt (Louie Anderson Quotes) Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that (Louie Anderson Quotes) I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I’ll never forget the look on the young boy’s face. He was devastated (Louie Anderson Quotes) A real estate closer. Oh, what’s that? I’m a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you’ve got to sign all those papers? (Louie Anderson Quotes) If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me (Louie Anderson Quotes) My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She’d get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There’s a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that’s beautiful. It’s a little high. If it were three cents I’d snap it up (Louie Anderson Quotes) I’m a 7 o’clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed (Louie Anderson Quotes) I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people (Louie Anderson Quotes)

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