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Louis C K Quotes

Misery is wasted on the miserable Picture Quote #1

Life is full of horrible mistakes Picture Quote #1

The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person Picture Quote #1

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy Picture Quote #1

You’re a tourist in sexual perversion. I’m a prisoner there Picture Quote #1

You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease Picture Quote #1

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You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them Picture Quote #1

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much Picture Quote #1

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they’re too easy to deal with. They’re really nice people Picture Quote #1

Comedy isn’t polite and it isn’t correct and it isn’t accurate, even. It’s just a mess. So that’s the way that I approach it Picture Quote #1

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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that Picture Quote #1

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction Picture Quote #1

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don’t care about other stuff Picture Quote #1

I know what it’s like to have a bunch of material that’s working that you don’t care about. You want to die Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally Picture Quote #1

The thing is, comedy’s gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness Picture Quote #1

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I’ve had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash Picture Quote #1

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I’m like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we’re walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides Picture Quote #1

I do feel a lot of times like I’m out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is Picture Quote #1

Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance Picture Quote #1

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I’m not telling you what it’s about and I’m not telling you who’s in it Picture Quote #1

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don’t live that long. It doesn’t matter Picture Quote #1

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don’t let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else Picture Quote #1

The only time you should look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your neighbor’s bowl to see if you have as much as them Picture Quote #1

I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure Picture Quote #1

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you Picture Quote #1

... Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties Picture Quote #1

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Misery is wasted on the miserable (Louis C K Quotes) Life is full of horrible mistakes (Louis C K Quotes) The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person (Louis C K Quotes) Everything is amazing and nobody is happy (Louis C K Quotes) You’re a tourist in sexual perversion. I’m a prisoner there (Louis C K Quotes) You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease (Louis C K Quotes) You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience (Louis C K Quotes) Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head (Louis C K Quotes) I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them (Louis C K Quotes) A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much (Louis C K Quotes) My kids are really easy. I often worry that they’re too easy to deal with. They’re really nice people (Louis C K Quotes) Comedy isn’t polite and it isn’t correct and it isn’t accurate, even. It’s just a mess. So that’s the way that I approach it (Louis C K Quotes) I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that (Louis C K Quotes) To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction (Louis C K Quotes) Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don’t care about other stuff (Louis C K Quotes) I know what it’s like to have a bunch of material that’s working that you don’t care about. You want to die (Louis C K Quotes) It’s hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally (Louis C K Quotes) The thing is, comedy’s gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash (Louis C K Quotes) When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I’m like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we’re walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides (Louis C K Quotes) I do feel a lot of times like I’m out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is (Louis C K Quotes) Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance (Louis C K Quotes) The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I’m not telling you what it’s about and I’m not telling you who’s in it (Louis C K Quotes) I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don’t live that long. It doesn’t matter (Louis C K Quotes) When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don’t let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else (Louis C K Quotes) The only time you should look in your neighbor’s bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your neighbor’s bowl to see if you have as much as them (Louis C K Quotes) I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure (Louis C K Quotes) Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you (Louis C K Quotes) ... Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties (Louis C K Quotes)

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