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Louis C K Quotes

Stereotypically speaking feminists can’t take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? Picture Quote #1

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing, it’s not usually a comedy and writing thing Picture Quote #1

You could drive a rental car until you don’t want it. Just get out of it while it’s moving and just walk away. No, I don’t feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you’re interested. It’s now your problem Picture Quote #1

People get successful and they start saying, ‘Well of course I am! I was chosen! I’m special!’ No, you’re not Picture Quote #1

If I’m not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you’re an actor, you can’t go - I guess there’s forms of it Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in this idea of, ‘That’s hate speech, stop it.’ Picture Quote #1

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I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work Picture Quote #1

The thing is, comedy’s gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness Picture Quote #1

I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat Picture Quote #1

I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure Picture Quote #1

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it Picture Quote #1

I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer Picture Quote #1

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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it’s different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me Picture Quote #1

I watch a lot of sports. But when I’m not working, I’m with my daughters every chance I get Picture Quote #1

When people are getting richer and richer but they’re not actually producing anything, it can’t end well Picture Quote #1

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you Picture Quote #1

When I see two guys kissing, I’m like, how come I can’t kiss one of those guys? They look like they’re having a good time Picture Quote #1

You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself into Harvard, that’s a good way to go, because every Harvard graduating class, the agencies come trolling around and they’ll look for you. So if you go to Harvard, you’ll get found there Picture Quote #1

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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something Picture Quote #1

Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something Picture Quote #1

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

I’ve started to kind of hate people, and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s recreation Picture Quote #1

My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They’re charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you’re broke, that costs money Picture Quote #1

I’ve been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don’t live that long. It doesn’t matter Picture Quote #1

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To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction Picture Quote #1

When you’re young as a comic, you don’t have a lot of leverage Picture Quote #1

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t hurt anybody Picture Quote #1

Some entertainers don’t pay attention to what’s going on around them Picture Quote #1

Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee Picture Quote #1

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something Picture Quote #1

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Stereotypically speaking feminists can’t take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? (Louis C K Quotes) Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing, it’s not usually a comedy and writing thing. (Louis C K Quotes) You could drive a rental car until you don’t want it. Just get out of it while it’s moving and just walk away. No, I don’t feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you’re interested. It’s now your problem. (Louis C K Quotes) People get successful and they start saying, ‘Well of course I am! I was chosen! I’m special!’ No, you’re not. (Louis C K Quotes) If I’m not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you’re an actor, you can’t go - I guess there’s forms of it. (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t believe in this idea of, ‘That’s hate speech, stop it.’ (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. (Louis C K Quotes) The thing is, comedy’s gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. (Louis C K Quotes) I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure. (Louis C K Quotes) Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. (Louis C K Quotes) I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer. (Louis C K Quotes) Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it’s different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me. (Louis C K Quotes) I watch a lot of sports. But when I’m not working, I’m with my daughters every chance I get. (Louis C K Quotes) When people are getting richer and richer but they’re not actually producing anything, it can’t end well. (Louis C K Quotes) Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you. (Louis C K Quotes) When I see two guys kissing, I’m like, how come I can’t kiss one of those guys? They look like they’re having a good time. (Louis C K Quotes) You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself into Harvard, that’s a good way to go, because every Harvard graduating class, the agencies come trolling around and they’ll look for you. So if you go to Harvard, you’ll get found there. (Louis C K Quotes) There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something. (Louis C K Quotes) Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something. (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself. (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve started to kind of hate people, and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s recreation. (Louis C K Quotes) My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They’re charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you’re broke, that costs money. (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don’t live that long. It doesn’t matter. (Louis C K Quotes) To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. (Louis C K Quotes) When you’re young as a comic, you don’t have a lot of leverage (Louis C K Quotes) A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t hurt anybody (Louis C K Quotes) Some entertainers don’t pay attention to what’s going on around them (Louis C K Quotes) Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee (Louis C K Quotes) You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something (Louis C K Quotes)

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