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Louis C K Quotes

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good Picture Quote #1

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff Picture Quote #1

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better Picture Quote #1

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I’m making plenty of money Picture Quote #1

I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women Picture Quote #1

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I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them Picture Quote #1

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn’t choose to Picture Quote #1

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It’s just me out of my head Picture Quote #1

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always loved boxing. It’s something I’ve always been extremely excited about Picture Quote #1

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don’t Picture Quote #1

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it’s me Picture Quote #1

I’m not sure why I’m so often disgusting on stage. I don’t always know where it comes from Picture Quote #1

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are Picture Quote #1

It’s kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody’s looking at me Picture Quote #1

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To me, it’s very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it’s not me Picture Quote #1

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core! Picture Quote #1

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing Picture Quote #1

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning Picture Quote #1

There’s nowhere I won’t go. As long as it’s horribly, horribly true and/or wrong Picture Quote #1

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I’ve tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it’s hard Picture Quote #1

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together Picture Quote #1

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing, it’s not usually a comedy and writing thing Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work Picture Quote #1

If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it Picture Quote #1

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it’s really like magic because you transform reality for people Picture Quote #1

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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good (Louis C K Quotes) The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself (Louis C K Quotes) I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff (Louis C K Quotes) The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better (Louis C K Quotes) For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I’m making plenty of money (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor (Louis C K Quotes) It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them (Louis C K Quotes) The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn’t choose to (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It’s just me out of my head (Louis C K Quotes) I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve always loved boxing. It’s something I’ve always been extremely excited about (Louis C K Quotes) If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don’t (Louis C K Quotes) Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it’s me (Louis C K Quotes) I’m not sure why I’m so often disgusting on stage. I don’t always know where it comes from (Louis C K Quotes) If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are (Louis C K Quotes) It’s kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody’s looking at me (Louis C K Quotes) To me, it’s very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it’s not me (Louis C K Quotes) My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core! (Louis C K Quotes) When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing (Louis C K Quotes) I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning (Louis C K Quotes) There’s nowhere I won’t go. As long as it’s horribly, horribly true and/or wrong (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it’s hard (Louis C K Quotes) A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together (Louis C K Quotes) Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing, it’s not usually a comedy and writing thing (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work (Louis C K Quotes) If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it (Louis C K Quotes) Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it’s really like magic because you transform reality for people (Louis C K Quotes)

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