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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature Picture Quote #1
The fan mail I get from kids are asking me questions which they do not ask their mothers and fathers. Because if they had, why write to me, a perfect stranger? Picture Quote #1
I’m warning you with peace and love I have too much to do. So no more fan mail. Thank you, thank you. And no objects to be signed, nothing. Peace and love, peace and love Picture Quote #1
I hated labels anyway. People didn’t fit in slots--prostitute, housewife, saint--like sorting the mail. We were so mutable, fluid with fear and desire, ideals and angles, changeable as water Picture Quote #1
I never thought I’d see the day when the U.S. government could listen in on phone conversations or read private mail without first obtaining a warrant from a court. That sounds more like something that happened in the Soviet Union Picture Quote #1
At least for the people who send me mail about a new language that they’re designing, the general advice is: do it to learn about how to write a compiler Picture Quote #1
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The biggest problem is the funerals that don’t exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn’t in the United States Picture Quote #1
What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity Picture Quote #1
Seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world Picture Quote #1
Back in the 90s, if you did mail order in music, you could make a good living doing it if you could hustle Picture Quote #1
Government conspiracy? They can’t even deliver our mail and it’s got our address on it and everything! Picture Quote #1
It’s amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? ‘What the? Has someone been kidnapped?’ Picture Quote #1
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The mail amazes me. I sometimes get these letters that are ten pages, and handwritten, from women pouring their hearts out and, for security reasons, I can only respond with a headshot and ‘Dear so and so, be good. WM.’ It never feels like enough Picture Quote #1
People send everyone hate mail. That’s the way the world works right now, I’m nothing special Picture Quote #1
I try my hardest to not let hate mail influence me - because anybody can put out hate, it takes a much stronger person to put out themselves Picture Quote #1
When I get hate mail, I get really down on myself, and I read it to my mom, and my mom is like, ‘So what? Who cares? These people don’t know you, so you can’t take the praise or the hate to heart.’ Picture Quote #1
July is high burglary season because so many people leave town. To help avoid making that obvious, suspend your newspaper subscription and have your mail held. Another clear indication is if all your lights are off for an extended period. To fix that, you can buy a timer for about $30 Picture Quote #1
I mean, I get letters in the mail because I had a heart defect when I was one, I had surgeries and stuff. And so you get these letters in the mail that just, they are crazy, they are just like, yes, well our son is dealing with the same thing and we saw you on TV and I mean it is such a cool thing to inspire and kind of give hope Picture Quote #1
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.  (Mail Quotes) The fan mail I get from kids are asking me questions which they do not ask their mothers and fathers. Because if they had, why write to me, a perfect stranger?  (Mail Quotes) I’m warning you with peace and love I have too much to do. So no more fan mail. Thank you, thank you. And no objects to be signed, nothing. Peace and love, peace and love.  (Mail Quotes) I hated labels anyway. People didn’t fit in slots--prostitute, housewife, saint--like sorting the mail. We were so mutable, fluid with fear and desire, ideals and angles, changeable as water.  (Mail Quotes) I never thought I’d see the day when the U.S. government could listen in on phone conversations or read private mail without first obtaining a warrant from a court. That sounds more like something that happened in the Soviet Union.  (Mail Quotes) At least for the people who send me mail about a new language that they’re designing, the general advice is: do it to learn about how to write a compiler.  (Mail Quotes) The biggest problem is the funerals that don’t exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn’t in the United States.  (Mail Quotes) What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity.  (Mail Quotes) Seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world.  (Mail Quotes) Back in the 90s, if you did mail order in music, you could make a good living doing it if you could hustle.  (Mail Quotes) Government conspiracy? They can’t even deliver our mail and it’s got our address on it and everything!  (Mail Quotes) It’s amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? ‘What the? Has someone been kidnapped?’  (Mail Quotes) The mail amazes me. I sometimes get these letters that are ten pages, and handwritten, from women pouring their hearts out and, for security reasons, I can only respond with a headshot and ‘Dear so and so, be good. WM.’ It never feels like enough.  (Mail Quotes) People send everyone hate mail. That’s the way the world works right now, I’m nothing special.  (Mail Quotes) I try my hardest to not let hate mail influence me - because anybody can put out hate, it takes a much stronger person to put out themselves.  (Mail Quotes) When I get hate mail, I get really down on myself, and I read it to my mom, and my mom is like, ‘So what? Who cares? These people don’t know you, so you can’t take the praise or the hate to heart.’  (Mail Quotes) July is high burglary season because so many people leave town. To help avoid making that obvious, suspend your newspaper subscription and have your mail held. Another clear indication is if all your lights are off for an extended period. To fix that, you can buy a timer for about $30.  (Mail Quotes) I mean, I get letters in the mail because I had a heart defect when I was one, I had surgeries and stuff. And so you get these letters in the mail that just, they are crazy, they are just like, yes, well our son is dealing with the same thing and we saw you on TV and I mean it is such a cool thing to inspire and kind of give hope.  (Mail Quotes)
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