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Mallet Quotes

Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet... it’s a tuba among the flutes Picture Quote #1

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses Picture Quote #1

Your mallet or your stick goes through the instrument, the sound goes out and then wherever the sound goes nobody knows, you know Picture Quote #1

Here’s a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I’ll tell you: Whenever you want it to be! Picture Quote #1

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Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet... it’s a tuba among the flutes (Mallet Quotes) The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses (Mallet Quotes) Your mallet or your stick goes through the instrument, the sound goes out and then wherever the sound goes nobody knows, you know (Mallet Quotes) Here’s a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I’ll tell you: Whenever you want it to be! (Mallet Quotes)