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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous (Mantis Quotes)
I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis (Mantis Quotes)
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint (Mantis Quotes)
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off (Mantis Quotes)
I’ve watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I’ve seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one (Mantis Quotes)
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint. (Mantis Quotes)
A black widow loves her mate then kills him. A praying mantis loves her mate then eats him. Women love my dad, but he’s too big to eat. (Mantis Quotes)
I’ve watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I’ve seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one. (Mantis Quotes)