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Marcus Brigstocke Quotes

Britain is obsessed with political correctness Picture Quote #1

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn’t have a clue Picture Quote #1

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It’s an amazing feeling Picture Quote #1

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling Picture Quote #1

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I’m a pretty good guy Picture Quote #1

I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing Picture Quote #1

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I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan Picture Quote #1

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost Picture Quote #1

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end Picture Quote #1

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don’t enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing Picture Quote #1

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them Picture Quote #1

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I realised that to compare your insides with other people’s outsides leads to unhappiness Picture Quote #1

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood Picture Quote #1

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone’s going to agree with it Picture Quote #1

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I’m supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports Picture Quote #1

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a God Picture Quote #1

Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important Picture Quote #1

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I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It’s an amazing feeling Picture Quote #1

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Britain is obsessed with political correctness (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn’t have a clue. (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It’s an amazing feeling. (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I’m a pretty good guy (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I don’t mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don’t enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I realised that to compare your insides with other people’s outsides leads to unhappiness (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone’s going to agree with it (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I’m supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a God (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes) I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It’s an amazing feeling (Marcus Brigstocke Quotes)