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When you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers (Mark Twain Quotes)
Each man is afraid of his neighbor’s disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won’t die. (Mark Twain Quotes)
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. (Mark Twain Quotes)
After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy. (Mark Twain Quotes)
The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe (Mark Twain Quotes)
When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men (Mark Twain Quotes)
The best American writers have come from the hinterlands -- Mark Twain, Theodore Dreiser, Jack London, Hemingway, Faulkner, Wolfe, Steinbeck. Most of them never even went to college. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother’s path to the happiness of heaven, he has turned the globe into a graveyard. (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn’t...The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further. (Mark Twain Quotes)
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize? (Mark Twain Quotes)
I can’t do no literary work for the rest of this year because I’m meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant. (Mark Twain Quotes)
I don’t know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer. (Mark Twain Quotes)
I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter’s evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people’s tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting. (Mark Twain Quotes)
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider (Mark Twain Quotes)
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy’s life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can’t break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You’ve got to walk it slowly down the stairs. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. (Mark Twain Quotes)
A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life. (Mark Twain Quotes)
If I can capture truth in its simplest form, beauty will follow like a sledgehammer (Mark Twain Quotes)
Dance like no one’s watching, live every day like it’s your last and love like you’ve never been hurt. Mark Twain (Mark Twain Quotes)
Sing like no one is listening, LOVE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN HURT, dance like nobody’s watching, and live like it’s heaven on earth. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two (Mark Twain Quotes)
There isn’t anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can’t believe it. (Mark Twain Quotes)
All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can’t be any worse. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator’s sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were sarcasms. (Mark Twain Quotes)