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Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer. (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said ‘Faith is believing what youknow ain’t so’. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives and obscene stories. (Mark Twain Quotes)
A woman’s intuition is better than a man’s. Nobody knows anything, really, you know, and a woman can guess a good deal nearer than a man. (Mark Twain Quotes)
One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high - some billions of years hence, say. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Your road is everything that a road ought to be...and yet you will not stay in it half a mile, for the reason that little, seductive, mysterious roads are always branching out from it on either hand, and as these curve sharply also and hide what is beyond, you cannot resist the temptation to desert your own chosen path and explore them. (Mark Twain Quotes)
There isn’t time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time for loving, and but an instant, so to speak, for that. (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can’t get them across, your ideas won’t get you anywhere. Lee IacoccaLove is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. (Mark Twain Quotes)
In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can’t sleep anyhow. (Mark Twain Quotes)
...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly (Mark Twain Quotes)
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble (Mark Twain Quotes)
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet (Mark Twain Quotes)
God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country (Mark Twain Quotes)
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat (Mark Twain Quotes)
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.... (Mark Twain Quotes)
Tom’s whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful; the hour, the circumstances, the surroundings, were in keeping with it. (Mark Twain Quotes)
No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself (Mark Twain Quotes)
To us, our house was not unsentient matter -- it had a heart, and a soul, and eyes to see us with; and approvals and solicitudes and deep sympathies; it was of us, and we were in its confidence, and lived in its grace and in the peace of its benediction. (Mark Twain Quotes)
The citizen who sees his society’s democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor. (Mark Twain Quotes)
All say, ˜how hard it is that we have to die’ -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of those who have had to live. (Mark Twain Quotes)
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. (Mark Twain Quotes)
I’m glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again. (Mark Twain Quotes)
The old saw says - ‘Let a sleeping dog lie.’ Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself. (Mark Twain Quotes)
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Always do what’s right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest. (Mark Twain Quotes)