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Mark Twain Quotes
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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side. (Mark Twain Quotes)
If ever you’ve been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom. (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can’t reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns. (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are no witches. The witch text remains; only the practice has changed. Hell fire is gone, but the text remains. Infant damnation is gone, but the text remains. More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the texts that authorized them remain. (Mark Twain Quotes)
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards (Mark Twain Quotes)
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear (Mark Twain Quotes)
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time (Mark Twain Quotes)
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way (Mark Twain Quotes)
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape (Mark Twain Quotes)
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven (Mark Twain Quotes)
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person (Mark Twain Quotes)
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up (Mark Twain Quotes)
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races (Mark Twain Quotes)
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen (Mark Twain Quotes)
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately, everybody drinks water (Mark Twain Quotes)
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Mark Twain Quotes)
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run (Mark Twain Quotes)
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething (Mark Twain Quotes)
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them (Mark Twain Quotes)
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this (Mark Twain Quotes)
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries (Mark Twain Quotes)
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul (Mark Twain Quotes)
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others (Mark Twain Quotes)
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles (Mark Twain Quotes)
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul (Mark Twain Quotes)