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Mark Twain Quotes
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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice (Mark Twain Quotes)
When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits (Mark Twain Quotes)
Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead (Mark Twain Quotes)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read (Mark Twain Quotes)
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please (Mark Twain Quotes)
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position (Mark Twain Quotes)
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist (Mark Twain Quotes)
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work (Mark Twain Quotes)
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason (Mark Twain Quotes)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow (Mark Twain Quotes)
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable (Mark Twain Quotes)
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul (Mark Twain Quotes)
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain (Mark Twain Quotes)
The secret of getting ahead is getting started (Mark Twain Quotes)
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice (Mark Twain Quotes)
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence (Mark Twain Quotes)
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain (Mark Twain Quotes)
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus (Mark Twain Quotes)
An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency (Mark Twain Quotes)
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way (Mark Twain Quotes)