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Mark Twain Quotes
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If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won’’t go (Mark Twain Quotes)
The heart is the real fountain of youth (Mark Twain Quotes)
Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already (Mark Twain Quotes)
If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail (Mark Twain Quotes)
The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine (Mark Twain Quotes)
I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is better to support schools than jails (Mark Twain Quotes)
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws (Mark Twain Quotes)
You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer (Mark Twain Quotes)
A better idea than my own is to listen (Mark Twain Quotes)
If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead (Mark Twain Quotes)
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling (Mark Twain Quotes)
Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine (Mark Twain Quotes)
I’m in favor of progress; it’s change I don’t like (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth (Mark Twain Quotes)
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough (Mark Twain Quotes)
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody (Mark Twain Quotes)
What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety (Mark Twain Quotes)
In statesmanship get formalities right, never mind about the moralities (Mark Twain Quotes)
Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion (Mark Twain Quotes)
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least (Mark Twain Quotes)
Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals (Mark Twain Quotes)
Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance (Mark Twain Quotes)
There’s always something about your success that displeases even your best friends (Mark Twain Quotes)
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time (Mark Twain Quotes)
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions (Mark Twain Quotes)